It’s because your flies are undone.

😳

But if she’s looking down there… 😉

Her friend next to you is emptying your pockets?

Best cut a hole in your pockets and go commando just in case.

She’s cross eyed.

She’s thinking of bunny recipes.

You remind her of uncle Rolf or Jimmy?

she’s looking straight through you at the guy behind either that or wind.

Remembering the previous night spent with her girlfriend…

Maybe she likes you. Maybe trapped wind.

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Remembering the previous night spent with her[b]your[/b] girlfriend…

FIFY

Oo ooo, is it cos she has Bells Palsy and can’t help it?

Love eggs

She’s just Divorced and looking for a fling on the Train, what else could it possibly be. Pop off tot he buffet car and load up with coffee, pain o chocolate and if they have them (you never know) some Flowers..

Happy affair 😆

You’ve stumbled into a match.com advert. Quick, grab a ukulele!

I was wearing this humorous t-shirt:

And she was a born again christian who thought it was serious statement. 😆

If it was the girl in Booths at the weekend, then it was because I was wearing this T-shirt (dunno why, but if I was single I’d wear it every day, it just seems to attract unsolicited compliments from the fairer sex for soem reason). Either that or the brard.

If it was the girl in Booths at the weekend, then it was because I was wearing this T-shirt

Dobby?

Last time this happened to me it took me a good half hour of conversation for me to realise she thought I was Ben Elton.

i sit on trains all the time with my flys open hoping pretty girls smile at me, no one ever does

I was asked at the weekend if I was cosplaying Neil Gaimen… 😕