So, with everyone getting fatter I can't get clothes to fit anymore. I work in construction and we've just had a new delivery of kit, even the small stuff has all this bagginess where they expect my belly to be.
Fitted shirts now have extra space in the middle region, Most 'small' stuff is like a tent billowing round my midriff, I HATE baggy shirts, they make you look work experience.
Cycling gear seems to be the worst offender, presumably catering to a MAMIL stereotype that I'm sure doesn't exist. Bought two size small tops, perfect length sleeves, neck size etc and there it is, the gut pouch awaiting to be filled. Altura small shorts have a 35" waist FFS!
I'm not a freak, 5'8" 36" chest, stuff used to fit me.
edited - typo - 35" waist, not 39"