RH here, maybe I should change? 😉

I pay someone to do it for me.

Right. Plays havoc with my golfer’s elbow. I think I’m going to have to re-train to use my left.

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/something-i-had-never-thought-about-until-yesterday-bum-wiping-content

All the information you could ever want and then some you dont is in that thread.

depends if there’s paper or not

Paper=right
water jug & soap=left

I’m amazed you have to ask for advice. Your piss taking skills seem high so I’d assume you’d know what goes when it comes to talking crap.

Use a beeday = sorted.

beeday

I shouldn’t laugh but…

I don’t use either hand, I use paper.

Ha ha take the joke Pook

i did. Sod.

😉

Stoner, that’s pretty well internationally accepted isn’t it to make shaking hands and eating a bit less grim right?

not what youd call internationally recognised, but is common in asian sub continent and islamic states.

still preferable to using three stones to wipe your ring though. 🙂 “Qadaahul Haajah”

whats wiping mean?

It depends which hand you need holding for the rest of the challenges life throws at you.

Right usually, left it I want to pretend its someone else

not what youd call internationally recognised, but is common in asian sub continent and islamic states.

Use paper, you dirty, filthy bastards!!!

how do Bidets works exactly? (speaking as one who really should have asked this some time ago)

how do Bidets works exactly?

Depends. If you’re a continental laydee, you sit on the bidet and turn on the taps to give the ol’ fanny a thorough wash. If you’re a Brit on holiday, you turn the taps on, and wash your feet.

not what youd call internationally recognised, but is common in asian sub continent and islamic states.

I think you might be getting confused with ablution.

Used to use my right until I bust my hand in a bad off then had no choice but to use my left and to be honest left is right

Much like Prince Charles has a drip shaker, I have a hand and am not interested in knowing if it’s the right or left.
Might one ask why you’d want such information? We all have our own pecadillos.

Left normally. But with left arm in plaster again right currently.

And rather inconvenient too!