Leaving drinks with some colleagues earlier. Fine time, plenty of ales. Already a touch rattled on the pishometer. Then home via the curry house for a cheeky takeaway.

Manager – “Ah, you like your wine, care to help me choose a new house red and white?”
Self – “Erm, OK. What do you need?”
Manager – “Taste these four reds and four whites and let me know what you think”
Self, some time later (Four reds, four whites) – “The bestest? ‘s number two, ‘s chuffing marvellous. Luvverly wine. Luvverly. Hic. ”

CFH; The Oz Clarke of STW! 😀

You mean pished and broadcasting to the public? Yep, that’s me! 😉

Elfinsafety – Member
CFH; The Oz Clarke of STW!

you mean short* annoying and opinionated?

*little big man syndrome..

Did you see him and hugh Dennis on telly last night? They were at the new Meantime place in the grounds of the Royal Naval College in Greenwich.

http://www.oldbrewerygreenwich.com/old-brewery/detail.asp?ItemID=30

I was there on Sunday actually. It’s quite a nice venue. Had a spot of lunch at the Union earlier.

Proper beer.

I may well be annoying and opinionated, but short? Not at all! 😉

Oh, and before you ask, I’m not balding either!

Wine & curry?

you mean short* annoying and opinionated?

*little big man syndrome..

No that’s me! 😀

last time I had wine at a curry house was with some work colleagues. One of whom started going off about how he’d read that Rose wine was a perfect accompaniment for curry.

Waiter was duly summoned and asked if they had any Rose. After a brief period in the ‘cellar’ he triumphantly returned clutching said bottle.

So tell me, CFH. Did you select Mateus as any of YOUR choices?

CFH, sorry mate it was just too good an opportunity to miss, oh and I’ve been rediscovering my love of White Russians (the drink not the dodgy mail order bride) all afternoon, so that doesn’t help, and Elfin, I don’t think you are the only one on here it could/may/might apply to.

Bugger! I’ve run out of beer, and just realised the offie is shut!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Woe is me. 😥

Elfinsafety – Member
Bugger! I’ve run out of beer, and just realised the offie is shut!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Woe is me.

*points & laughs*

Hahahahaha

*wanders to kitchen*

Hmm, Baileys, Mint Baileys, Carlsberg, Carling, red wine, cheap scotch, or Jura?

Found some! Xmas stash!

Phew!

God I was proper panicking there for a minute!

Mm.. Paulaner! Weihenstephaner! Bitburger!!!

(Laughs at STR’s selection)

Mint Baileys??? That sounds proper dangerous… 😯

Hmm, Piss, Mint Piss, Gassy Piss, More Gassy Piss, grape flavoured piss, cheap piss, or Jura?

Easy choice.

cheap scotch, or Jura?

Expecting visitors?

Lucky you weren’t around earlier when I polished off a bottle of QC Cream piss.

I’m partial to a drop of cooking sherry around this time of year – **** it, I even partake in the odd Martini.

Oh, balls, who’m I kidding, I’ll bloody well drink owt me.

😆

Genuine lollage here flashy. Sublime. 😆

Kunstler – yes, the Jura will be sparingly splashed in the in-laws glasses on Boxing day whilst I bugger off upstairs to powder my nose.

That’s if I don’t destroy it all tonight…….