Not another parody thread.
I like wheel size threads and I like threads about wheel size, but I can’t help wondering if the industry standardises on one wheel size, will we still have wheel size threads in 2 or 3 years time ?

Yes.It will be a niche like rigid ,fat bikes and single speeding.Beards probably required.

I really think were going to have to look at how we increase throughput…

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Or perhaps we fully mechanize the process:

We might also have to look at mass breading of kittens specifically for wheel size thread sacrifice if the current trend continues…

Not heard anything about wheel sizes. Please tell me all about it!

Soon we will be able to categorise everyone by what size wheel they ride,for example the riders that want to keep up with the new trend and not be left getting laughed at by their 29er going mates will ride 29er meanwhile the riders that don’t really give a damn about how big their wheels look to others at trail centres will get their top bikes at bargain prices and carry on riding 26″ wheels,and 27.5,well let’s not go there for now.