I think maybe we can have a chuckle with this – suggest, invent or post terrible product names 😀

Real:

Real:

And I cannot help but imagine an alternative reality where “Neptune’s Kiss” is a male deodorant.

Whatcha got STW?

Some great ones there!

We saw this in a shopping centre in Sweden

Given our intended canoeing/carrying-canoes-on-our-heads trip we were tempted, but the main thing that was F#cked Up was how much it was!

Salty spunk:

Rich Piana’s “Kill It”

….he died.

Spazz

The “Helping Bury Animals” is a Photoshop, incidentally. Their sign says “Helping Local Animals.”

Aldi used to sell “Disco biscuits”

I’ve got a big bottle of cock at home 😆

Swedish shop called Fanny . Womenswear of course

Both of these were in the same small Spanish mountain village shop…[url=https://flic.kr/p/Zd8GX4]superfoc[/url] by multispeedstu, on Flickr

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I was at a work benefits fair a few weeks ago. One lady was promoting a health benefit from a company called Preventicum.

She looked really bored when I started giggling…

I’ve got some spunk at home, it’s out of date but still really salty. I’m In Germany now so could get some more if anyone wants?

Not sure if they still have this in Australia

Named after Mr Coon. Or not according to Wikipedia.

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6758310/family-planning-advice-use-rear-entrance Not a product but a funny sign .

The latest chinese motorcycle offering is a benda box

I’ve eaten a few tins of this while in Norway

And an all time favourite

The “Helping Bury Animals” is a Photoshop, incidentally. Their sign says “Helping Local Animals.”

Not quite
http://www.burytimes.co.uk/news/10416261.Unfortunate__Helping_Bury_Animals__charity_slogan_goes_viral/

I’ve had a can of pussy before once so thats a real one

Does this qualify?

Surely there’s some very disappointed non cyclist users out there? Or maybe not… 🙂

I used to know a lad called Woodcock. His ex refers to him as “Knob of Butter.”

Thinking of grabbing a beer? Think again…

Though a snack to go with a beer would be nice

I used to live in the land of inappropriately named products…namely Taiwan. There are websites devoted to the weird and wonderful English translations some of which would get me the ban hammer. One of my favorites is the sign in a supermarket which tells you ‘**** vegetables’. Or the very expensive bottled water you could buy which was labeled in bold Tap Water!

That’s some great stuff there, cheered me up no end!

There are websites devoted to the weird and wonderful English translations some of which would get me the ban hammer.

Surely http://www.engrish.com is allowed!

From CFH link …

I nearly chocked on myself laughing … 😆

Eeeewwww 🙄

I nearly chocked on myself laughing

I’m laughing more at ‘No Smorking’ than I should be.