Sloths in general and this one in particular.

Always going to be the Surinam toad.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw[/video]

Any parasites. I’m not even going to search any. You can do that yourselves.
locally to me, these need to be respected.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYrgQNbz09w[/video]
They are fast can bite twice at the same time, with venomous fangs and mouth parts. They like warm dark places like, beds or shoes A friend had one try to enter his ear when he was sleeping.

Rats.

flat worms and tapeworms aren’t fantastic. they seem to have limitless ways of eating bits of you without killing you.

Squid

slugs – are those animals ?

Now that I’m a home owner and the home has old timbers…death watch beetle. Tap, tapping little sods.

And yes, slugs are animals. It may have changed since I was taught classification but: life is split into 5 kingdoms – plants, animals, bacteria, fungus and protozoa(? – single cell stuff like algae, I think). So out of those options, pretty sure a slug is an animal.

(have they decided where viruses fit into that yet?) I should probably Google stuff before starting to waffle…..

Quokka. What are they hiding?

Quokka. What are they hiding?

Whatever it is, it’s probably tucked up in their pouches.

Bastards

Other than various insects, I present for consideration the star nosed mole:

Hen party groups at seaside towns.

Mrs Toast, that’s Cthulhu, not a mole

I always think they have a touch of the Resident Evils about them!

Humans.

Gorillas and chimps a close second.

None.

Cows freak me out though – I never know what they’re thinking.

And the way they stare I know they must be thinking something.

land crabs

head crabs.

Crabs.

Cows freak me out though – I never know what they’re thinking.

And the way they stare I know they must be thinking something.
Cud.

…and Nigel Farage.

Spiders.

Cymothoa exigua, the “Toungue-eating louse”.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E5vUUtSWT4[/video]

Parasitic Horsehair worms too, eerk.

I never liked Cordyceps either, though some people eat the fruiting bodies :/

[video]https://youtu.be/XuKjBIBBAL8[/video]

Octopus. Freaking weird alien mothers with all those weird legs and boggle eyes looking at you and some sort of beak in there amongst it all that can crack a brick plus they can change colour so you can’t see them, like, ever, and what the hell they’ve got suction cups. SUCTION CUPS!!!!

Bloody thing!!

Grasshopper Mouse everytime….

[list]https://youtu.be/EvvjgDIC3e4[/list]

I think that tongue eating louse is possibly the most hideous thing I’ve ever seen.

Panthers. Worth the watchin, devious ****.

Zombie snails. I loathe zombie snails. And ticks. In fact ticks are the worst. And horseflies. If there was such a thing as a zombie tick-fly I would move to the Arctic.

[video]http://youtu.be/Go_LIz7kTok[/video]

* Edit – just saw that Far*ge pic. Winner right there. Urgh. Sociopathic/narcissistic humans are another level of creepy.

Less scary, just weird.

[video]https://youtu.be/L-cxg8mF_Lw[/video]

Cuttlefish rock.
Nature is an amazing thing.

As said before Slugs,I work in external cable chambers and see lots of them,mostly the pale yellow ones. Horrid things.I like snails though

I think that tongue eating louse is possibly the most hideous thing I’ve ever seen.

Agreed, it also looks very pleased with itself.

I found 5 bobbit worms in my reef tank live rock the other week, that was pretty grim.

They were only babbies, but their double jaws are some Aliens 2 level grossitude!

They are fast can bite twice at the same time, with venomous fangs and mouth parts. They like warm dark places like, beds or shoes A friend had one try to enter his ear when he was sleeping.

Lary angry things those are. I’ve met a few out riding and they don’t think twice about running at you. Thankfully they are small, imagine if they were sausage dog sized.