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Wifes/girlfriends/boyfriends/partners is it the month the otherhalf is bonkers ?
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Posted 3 months ago #
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Mrs Grips is a different class of amazing, however she does like to leave every dirty dish or pan to 'soak' in the sink, regardless of what's in it. And then she leaves it for several days (when I'm not home I should add). I'm sure the incredible range of bacterial growths have probably had time to evolve drugs to cure cancer and the common cold at the same time before I pour them down the sink.
Posted 3 months ago # -
Ahh yes, mine went away this weekend so I:
Painted the hall, stairs and landing in a colour she had selected 3 months ago but we had not had time to do.
Did all the washing, ironing and shopping.
Generally did a big tidy up
Fixed a leak in the bathroom.However, we should have done the painting together as it is our house and apparently she doesn't like the colour now.
I shouldn't have done the washing as she has stuff that needs doing.
I've moved everything whilst tidying so she can;t find anything.
That leak has been there ages, why didn't I do it before?I then get told she hasn't seen me all weekend and it would be nice to catch, so we head to the sofa where she immediately falls asleep. Brilliant.
I was going to have a moan about the ridiculousness of this thread, but luckily this made me chuckle.
Posted 3 months ago # -
You do know that you lot can be just as annoying and bat shit crazy and you can't even blame it on hormones, you men are just weird
Thing is, we are as simple as it gets (well, I am)-we keep being expected to grow up but there's no fun in that. We want, nay NEED, our toys, space and childishness otherwise we may as well give up on life and buy a people carrier and look miserable.
Posted 3 months ago # -
You do know that you lot can be just as annoying and bat shit crazy and you can't even blame it on hormones, you men are just weird
GCSE Biology - both sexes have hormones. HTH
On the flip-side, (most) women don't have testicles, so we can blame our (very rare) irrational behaviour on those
Posted 3 months ago # -
gentlemen.
do your part, contribute, share the burden.
show her your love, show her your loins.
when it all goes shit-shaped.
ignore her.
easy.Posted 3 months ago # -
My wife's friend earns more money than Mrs 10. This is my fault.
Posted 3 months ago # -
gentlemen.
do your part, contribute, share the burden.
show her your love, show her your loins.
when it all goes shit-shaped.
ignore hertake all the blame.
easy.FTFY
Posted 3 months ago # -
show her your love, show her your loins
Brave move that.
Posted 3 months ago # -
oh dear its gone all men are this and that ! The clue is in the title...partners in general be they be male female ? so females you are free to air off as well !
Posted 3 months ago # -
Women are nice to others but dont mean it
Men are insulting to others but dont mean it.Its just the male coping mechanism
Posted 3 months ago # -
Signed up for the Haute route - 7 days of biking - an numerous weekends away during the year, and she is happy with it.
I get half a day at the weekend to ride,
She is marvellous - long suffering but marvellous
Posted 3 months ago # -
Found the girl of my dreams.
Asked her to marry me.
She said yes.
We went through some pretty stressful circumstances over last couple of months and now nothing I do is good enough.
Tough times and suspect we will be parting company in the very near future.
Gutted beyond words.Posted 3 months ago # -
To everyone who complains that "nothing I do is good enough for her": are you sure that she has unreasonable expectations?
Posted 3 months ago # -
Women are not rational, full stop!!
They say thing they don't mean and won't say what they mean.
Say join a gym, go out for a ride then complain about you being out all the time - when the inevitable happens - never again!!!
Posted 3 months ago # -
my girlfriend is encouraging me to buy a new bass and a new bike. Unexpected surprises like this make me wonder... what have I done wrong now?!
...she has a cunning and devious plan i imagine. I suspect that it involves agreeing to take a black lab puppy from her sister and keeping it in our tiny flat. Which would be utterly bonkers
Posted 3 months ago # -
oh dear its gone all men are this and that ! The clue is in the title...partners in general be they be male female ? so females you are free to air off as well !
My husband is ace, although I've had over a month of him agonising about getting a new bike. So far he's flipped between a Yeti, a Specialized Evo, a Lapierre Zesty, a Canyon Nerve and an Orange 5. I just wish he'd bloody pick one! And he doesn't like steak. Or Star Wars. Or death metal. And he makes fun of my comics.* But other than that - ace!
* Incidentally, I retaliate by making him watch terrible American prodecural crime dramas, just to watch him cringe whenever they use a computer...
Posted 3 months ago # -
Simonm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd30JESdb9o
on a serious note divorce her.
Posted 3 months ago # -
I hope a lot of you realize that most of what you're describing is vilely abusive behavior, that if any of you were to do it you would be described as "pigs" and be berated as women haters.
I dunno, I guess I'm a massive raging jerk but I've dumped every woman who as ever pulled this kind of thing on me without second thought. I'm now with a nice, cool, calm calculated woman who respects me enough to just talk to me and discuss issues with the aim of coming to an agreeable compromise.
Posted 3 months ago # -
Thing is, we are as simple as it gets (well, I am)-we keep being expected to grow up but there's no fun in that. We want, nay NEED, our toys, space and childishness and
otherwise we may as well give up on life andbuy a people carrier andand look miserableremove the rear seats to make more room for bikes.FTFY
Posted 3 months ago # -
bwaarp,
I understand that there could be an element of truth in what you say, and there are times when my wife sorely tests my patience, but the bulk of the time she's a lovely woman and we get on very well.
I'm happy to allow her a few moments of madness (which I will do my best to ignore without seeming to ignore) because I love her. Mind you, she also puts up with me going away a fair bit, so she gets credit for that as well. And for putting up with the dogs (although they are adorable and no problems when I'm looking after them solo).
Posted 3 months ago # -
Hundreds of months have confirmed it´s not the month, it´s the days of the month. Learn to deal with those, you know, always agree, disconnect the car battery and put the big knives in the bottom draw out of sight, and everything is fine.
Posted 3 months ago # -
bwaarp - Member
I'm now with a nice, cool, calm calculated woman who respects me enough to just talk to me and discuss issues with the aim of coming to an agreeable compromise.Back home with Mum then.
Posted 3 months ago # -
@ derekrides
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