my OH went through a dressmaking phase two years ago. I’m standing on a dropped pin almost every day, although that’s not as many as in the past…

Similar to OP, decorating in 2012 and we had mattress on floor, rolled over in morning and got a sewing needle in back of arm. Next night wake up ill, hot duck egg on said arm. Queue cellulitis that after three days at home had me admitted for four days for IV antibiotics. Flipping hobbies!!!

Sounds like I got off lightly, so long as no-one on here who know’s me tells my wife.

I was moving some furniture around with Mrs Taxi. I lift one end of the sofa up, she says its to heavy so I put my end down. As I do she shoves it over my foot catching my big toenail and tearing it off !!!! Most painful thing I’ve ever experienced, so bad I even went into shock.