>I need to check them again as the ache is still there.
If it gets worse…BLOODY WELL GET YERSELF TO A&E !!
I used to to have the reverse problem – over-dangliness. Often used to wake with a bit of an ache, shuffle things around/turn over, sorted itself. Went on for years, to late 20’s, until…
…one day it didn’t..got worse and worse – by the time I got the doc around in the evening it was subsiding, but too late. All a bit puzzled in A&E (prumably ‘cos they thought I shouldn’t be still standing due to pain, or something like that, from a torsion). A record I guess, 4 or 5 pairs of hands on my nads in one evening, none of them my GF’s, and none of it much fun 😮
That was friday…by sunday one side was like a large avocado (size, not colour !). Ultrasound monday – almost didn’t happen cos some idiot fecked up, persistent GF sorted it, gawd knows what would happened otherwise.
Following day, removal of offending nad. Which, according to the consultant, was going off a bit by then (I paraphrase). Oh, and a totally pointless bit of sack shaving on my part – they actually go in at bikini line level, ‘cept the twunts didn’t tell me…still, at least it was so big that everything had got smoothed out by that point, and nothing got nicked…
I get chucked out two days later with no bloody warning, I *think* pulling stitches ‘cos I’m lugging a rucsac full of books that friends had kindly left, expecting me to be in rather longer – plus I left my big feckoff bunch of flowers my GF had brought 🙁 I spend the next several weeks sleeping on my back *very* carefully (inc one or two scares where I think I’ve twisted t’other side) – oh, and it’s taking about 15 or 20 minutes to even get out of the chair to the upstairs loo (hence the pulled stitches theory, half of that’s just trying to stand up)
Some months later I get the remaining nad stitched to the scrotum to stop it rotating, and I can sleep properly again.
Hopefully that’s the only thing I’ve got in common with Hitler !