It may be pretentious but it’s flipping lush. Wholemeal bread, toasted and left to go cold. Mushed up avo spread thickly. The crunch of the toast with the mush of the avo, nom nom…

You can enhance the meal by eating it hot, with bacon.
Match made in heaven.

Hot avocado is foul.

Welcome to 1974.

Hot avocado is foul.

FIFY

Unless in the form of guacamole then it is acceptable.

Stoner – Member

Hot avocado is foul.

It’s the bacon and toast that is hot, you’ll be safe. 🙂

Bung a poached egg on it with a bit of chilli and lots of black pepper.

Ignoring Drac…

Mash up avocado with finely chopped chilies, garlic and a good squeeze of lime juice. Toasted wholemeal bread spread with smashed avocado with a poached egg or two on top. Ticks so many boxes as a breakfast.

Butter the toast

Coyote – Member

Mash up avocado with finely chopped chilies, garlic and a good squeeze of lime juice. Toasted wholemeal bread spread with smashed avocado with a poached egg or two on top. Ticks so many boxes as a breakfast.

You typed that so quickly you forgot the bacon!

It may be pretentious but it’s flipping lush

Let’s run it through the pretentiometer:

Fruit or veg? Check
Foreign-sounding? Check
Ever heard a posh woman say it? Check

Real men will now beat you with pieces of coal.

Avocado is lard from trees. It’s horrible stuff.

If you’re going to have lard on toast at least have beef dripping or “lardo”

wiggles – Member

avocado is foul

My legendary fish tacos say otherwise.
Plenty of avocado in there, though surprisingly no bacon. 😯

How do I know if ive mashed it or smashed it?

wiggles – Member

How do I know if I’ve mashed it or smashed it?

How much is your house worth and what do you drive?

Why have I only just discovered avocado toast?

Cos butter’s more widely available and far superior.

though surprisingly no bacon.

Where’s the banhammer when you need it? 😉

Bacon isn’t an option it’s a condiment.

The Pinkster – Member

Where’s the banhammer when you need it?

The tacos would be only one course of many, I can assure you.

Toast bread.
Spread thickly with butter.
Grill bacon and place between slices of toasted bread.
Throw avocado in bin.

Enjoy!

Good bread, sourdough ideally
Mashed/smashed/crushed avocado
Finely chopped chilli
Crispy bacon
Poached egg.

Top class breakfast.

Mods, can we have a sticky bacon thread? Every time a non-bacon foodstuff is mentioned all the baconites porktarians get angsty and crash the thread 😉

Bacon.

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Brain bleach required.

lunge – Member
Good bread, sourdough ideally
Mashed/smashed/crushed avocado
Finely chopped chilli
Crispy bacon
Poached egg.

Top class.. any time of day.

How do I know if ive mashed it or smashed it?

On a MTB forum that should have been “smashed it – downhill segment in record time, mashed it – new derailleur / cassette / etc required”.

Instead it’s about avocado.

We’re getting old.

(S)mashed avocado on toast?

Sodding hipsters….

Malvern Rider – Member

…
sticky bacon

sticky bacon?
sticky bacon sandwiches?
sticky bacon buns? (these actually look pretty enticing)

Ignoring Drac…

Well if we ever meet you’ll miss out on my guacamole then.

So nobody actually knows the difference then?

Well if we ever meet you’ll miss out on my guacamole then.

Is someone going to report that dodgy euphemism? 😉

I didn’t mention my sour cream

Smashed broken up with violence but not necessarily any specific tooling, which may or maynot, leave your avocado lumpy.

Mashed is squashed with a suitable implement, such as a fork or a masher, it is not – when done properly and thoroughly – lumpy

So one may leave it lumpy the other might have lumps in it. Well that’s clear.

One may have lumps in it.

One may not, it can do mind if it’s done badly.

So if you mash it but dont do it very well you just called it “smashed” and pretend you meant to do it?

I’m **** livid that this has become a hipster joke.

I “invented” it myself about 10 or 12 years ago, waaaay before it was cool.

I felt the same way when I saw a lasagne sandwich for sale in tesco

wiggles – Member
So if you mash it but dont do it very well you just called it “smashed” and pretend you meant to do it?

Yep. Then serve it on a slate, with the avocado in a pile next to the cold toast not on top and call it deconstructed. Well done you’ve won your self a hipster food award.