Being honest with you, I would have agreed, until what we still call "the dried apricot day" at work.
I was experimenting with non "sweet" munchies, part of a diet/weight loss idea I had.
I wolfed a bag of dried apricots over the course of a couple of hours.
Jesus, the other end of the office from me, 20 yards away, the flies were dropping fromthe ceiling. Children were crying, dogs were distressed, adults were consulting Nostradamous to see if the date tied in to any of his predictions, and I though the world was going to end, through the hole in my bottom…….
Even I a veggie of 20 years, was totally unprepared…. and staggered. And as a manwho would fart in someones face usually and laugh, even I was totally appalled at myself. I wished I had multiple personalities, just so I could blame someone else.
I actually got sent home by my boss eventually….