Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?

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This topic has 33 replies, 23 voices, and was last updated 6 years ago by esselgruntfuttock.

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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?
GlennQuagmire
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So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Posted 6 years ago

kayak23
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Applauds 😆

Posted 6 years ago

Cougar
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I’m totally stealing that.

Posted 6 years ago

shermer75
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Nice work!

Posted 6 years ago

avdave2
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🙂

Posted 6 years ago

bikebouy
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Posted 6 years ago

hatter
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Yup, going to inflict that on the missus ASAP.

Posted 6 years ago

willard
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That one gets my pun-dit seal of approval.

Posted 6 years ago

Keva
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but what about the guy who made himself a belt out of wrist watches? once he’d finished it he realised it was a waist of time.

Posted 6 years ago

CaptainFlashheart
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You are Tim Vine AICMFP.

Posted 6 years ago

scotroutes
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Have you tried the new board game – Bonopoly?

It’s like Monopoly but the streets have no names.

Posted 6 years ago

johndoh
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Another U2 one…

I just got a U2 Sat Nav but it was crap – The Streets Have No Names and I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.

Posted 6 years ago

matt_outandabout
Full Member

they can Scandinavian.

Posted 6 years ago

retro83
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Posted 6 years ago

Mr_C
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White sugars are quite common.
But brown sugars, demerara.

Posted 6 years ago

Cougar
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Another U2 one…

I just got a U2 Sat Nav but it was crap – The Streets Have No Names and I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.

That was also the punchline to the U2 bombers who were searching for WMDs during the Gulf War.

Posted 6 years ago

fatmax
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A lady bodybuilder to the doctor: “I’ve grown a penis since I started taking steroids”
Doctor: “anabolic”
Bodybuilder: “no, just a penis”.

Posted 6 years ago

martinhutch
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[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY[/video]

Posted 6 years ago

maxtorque
Full Member

Ok, i realise i’m being thick, but i don’t get it?

what does Scan-in-a-vian mean??

Posted 6 years ago

martinhutch
Full Member

Read it again!

Scan-the-navy-in

Some of the magic of the joke may be lost by now, I guess. 🙂

Posted 6 years ago

ScottChegg
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Ok, i realise i’m being thick

That’s a start.

Posted 6 years ago

maxtorque
Full Member

ah, i was missing the vital “n” in the mispronunciation….. 😉

Posted 6 years ago

chrisa87
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maxtorque – Member
ah, i was missing the vital “n” in the mispronunciation…..

At least it wasn’t just me 🙂

Posted 6 years ago

onlysteel
Free Member

What happened to the ‘d’?

Posted 6 years ago

redthunder
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I have no IKEA why they have barcodes 😉

Posted 6 years ago

scotroutes
Full Member

Scan
di (the)
Navy
In.

🙄

Posted 6 years ago

maxtorque
Full Member

but…

it’s

Scan
di
Navy
an

isn’t it?

#pedantryruinscomedy

Posted 6 years ago

onlysteel
Free Member

Dats piss poor.

Posted 6 years ago

gofasterstripes
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Made it onto Kermode and Mayo’s Film review, that did.

Posted 6 years ago

Cougar
Full Member

Jokes are like frogs.

Posted 6 years ago

gofasterstripes
Free Member

Wat

They can both adhere to your nose?

Posted 6 years ago

Cougar
Full Member

They die when you dissect them.

Posted 6 years ago

scotroutes
Full Member

My grandparents names were Pearl and Dean, but I just knew them as Grandmama and Grandpapa papa papa papa papapa

Posted 6 years ago

esselgruntfuttock
Free Member

My grandparents names were Pearl and Dean, but I just knew them as Grandmama and Grandpapa papa papa papa papapa

Thank you Col, you have brought a smile to my unwell wife, which is more than I can manage atm!

Posted 6 years ago