I was contemplating taking the winter tyres off and popping new summer tyres on. They’re tubeless, so it’s not a job I like to do a lot purely because of the faff level involved with sealant. Anyway, I really like the look of the Spesh Slaughter. I’m already a fan of the Butcher (absolutely brilliant front tyre) so it makes sense to buy a new set together from my LBS.
It then occurred to me how bloody aggressive these tyre names are. I’m not a particular fan of ‘shredding’ or ‘ripping’ trails as that all sounds a bit nasty; ‘gliding’ and ‘flowing’ are far more my preferred adjectives. So why the aggro tyre names?
No other tyre company I can think of is quite so blood-thirsty in their naming conventions. Is it to appeal to the gnarcore enduro crowd? To appease red-blooded Americans? To fire up the bloodlust before smashing out some runs, ripping rooty corners, tearing up the trails and killing some KOMs? I have to admit to feeling a little intimidated by it all.
Maybe I should reassert myself and treat the bike to a set of Minions instead. That way I am still the boss, but comfortable in my superiority with no fear of waking up either in the midst of a murderous red mist, or covered in blood with a hatchet in my back.