Put alcohol gel on yer starfish and wash the door handle before you leave?

My willy is cleaner than the taps.

It always amuses me that some blokes get so bent out of shape about not washing their hands after touching something they’d cheerfully expect their partners to put in their mouth.

I wish I hadn’t started reading this at tea time. That said Cougar nails it!

wouldn’t dream of handling the children without full hazmat suit..

From the experience of friends with kids, children appear to be one of the most efficient disease vectors going; biowarfare experts couldn’t create anything better!

It really boils my piss – no pun intended.
Just wash your hands you dirty bastards!
So many in my work place don’t. Why not? How much effort is it?
I use a paper towel to open the door to get back out….guess that’s where the highest turd/piss concentration is likely to be! There are some hounds that can’t even be arsed to flush the bog after a piss….probably the same ones that don’t check that the their scuttled battleship has made it round the U bend.