Following on from HTS’ floaters thread, let’s have your lurker theories.

Enlighten me. 😉

Because they lurk it very much.

We’ll never know, shirley?

Only happens IME at very inconvenient moments, in other people’s places, or occasionally in office toilets…

What about a Gurkha lurker in a burkha, eh?

Too shallow to dive?

😀

Anyone else notice (excuse poor taste and potentially gratuitous description) that lurkers are the best shaped poos. Streamlined and mean.

lurk moar

*must take to heart*

EDIT: sorry, poos, what?!

includes the answer

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZKWffik1FE[/video]

We’ll never know, shirley?

Well, someone on here will have an answer.
And don’t call me Shirley. 😉

someone on here will have an answer

Not yet, though 😉

STW scientists, where are you now, eh? eh? eh?

So – is this about poohs that feel like they want to come out but don’t?

Nope, it’s about poohs that come out and then won’t go away , gofasterstripes. You know, those heavy torpedo bad boys…

Dunno man, I eat a lot of salad, only brown bread and pooh at least once a day – my GF says I’m weird.

Never get them, but realistically I guess they’re caused by eating food that is mostly digested and therefore you’re only left with dense residue. When I was in Greece, with all the white bread I felt awful, permanently needed to go but couldn’t – it was like passing stones.

A friend of mine turned up at my ol’ place in London once with the same problem, hadn’t been for a week. I fed him lots of water, and then 6 weetabix followed by about 200mL of Olive Oil. Worked in about an hour.

At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.

At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.

Full of shit? Wouldn’t be a first for STW.

Mister P – Member
At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.

At least we know what the P stands for now

Full of shit? Wouldn’t be a first for STW.

Shirley less full than those who are not so regular?

Ain’t got a clue.

Lurkers lurk on here cos they are mouses…if your a dragon u speak..but mouses eek and are r scardy cats…thsts why lurkers lurk on ere….or……they lurk on ere cos they are too busy lurking good..

dafuq I jus reed?

there’s somefink funny about that account…