Seems to me that the whole pitch must be swimming with the stuff
as when ever a camera is on a player he gobs out . so on that basis they must be gobbing all the time

WHY

They are spitting in disgust at you.

My mate does that thing when riding when he holds one nostril and fires a muscous bomb out of the other. Thats pretty nasty too…

Well, they probably have thick-gob syndrome from all that exercise and not drinking for 45 mins at a stretch.

I used to play a lot of footy and abhor spitting but found myself getting pretty phlegmy and having to – not sure why

It's because they're overpaid primadonnas who think they're "'ard".

I know, I checked – online.

Faster sliding tackles?

It's cool?
They get paid so much they can afford the fine…so do it anyway…because it's cool?

My mate does that thing when riding when he holds one nostril and fires a muscous bomb out of the other.

Snot rockets! Do it all the time. Over productive nose.

Well, they probably have thick-gob syndrome from all that exercise and not drinking for 45 mins at a stretch.

Yup – got it in one………..

Coz they are chavs!

Coz they are chavs!

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