1) Vending machines still take your 10p and piss your coffee down the drain when they are out of cups?

2) The people who are in the office next to the vending machine say “There are no cups in it” when you go in to get a Post It note to write “NO CUPS” on to stick to the machine?

Because that is the best place for vending machine coffee?

3) birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

4) Fools fall in love?

Liz: I don’t want to hear about your job, Dennis.
Dennis: One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?
Liz: Anywhere! You get it anywhere!
Dennis: Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and…
Liz: You’re done.

sorry – but it makes me laugh

1. Astonishingly, I agree with m_f.

2. They’re trying to be helpful. Bear in mind they’re not the coffee monitors.*

*unless they are the coffee monitors and it’s their job to be aware of the cup situation at all times and apply Post-Its accordingly. In which case they’re dicks..

5) you do what you do to me?

n’t you switch of the television set and go do something less boring instead?

n’t you switch of the television set and go do something less boring instead?

n’t you use two Fs in off?

n’t you F off

(not you)

who then?