So it’s saturday morning, I’ve flogged me boat and I’m trailing it over to whitstable, with the breadknife also in tow, long story cut short but difficulty overtaking with trailer, wimmen in 4×4’s not wanting to disturb the poor bikers, it’s taking ages down this road. Sure enough there they were, two abreast, then begrudgingly staggered, not single file, one still mincing some distance out in the road so by the time I got to take them once the road was clear, we’re damn near half way into Canterbury.

He’s in a pink shirt, lycra, spd’s full ‘don’t come near me I’m a cycling queen’ attitude, but I eventually pass safely and continue on my way, we’re not gunning it, what with the boat on the back, so next up comes frikken lights on amber so I slow and stop, moments later there they are again, gone past and now they’re in front again, both on my nearside wing.

Now I’m not wanting another bloody procession and ages before I can safely pass, so I nosed forward just a tad. The Queen doesn’t like this so moves out and plants herself square in front of the truck of joy.
Now, a little about the truck, it’s a chevy diesel and I did have a decent sound device fitted from the outset, something designed specifically with roadies in mind, for when I might miss clipping them with the wing mirrors, anyway just as she’s shifting out in front the lights change, so I gave the button of aural pleasure a resounding smack, she jumps out of her skin, itself a rewarding experience, gives me a death glare, I road rage gesticulate in my best get the **** out of the way, can’t you see I’ve got a trailer’, followed by the bird and we go safely on our way, only to notice the tosser turning right anyway so totally on the wrong side of the frigging lights.

Now that would have been fine, but for the breadknife who clearly feeling fiesty, starts on at me about being inconsiderate, not embarrassing her, people like me should be banned from the roads, they were just innocent blokes out for a ride, my ears are bleeding time I’m at whitstable.

I **** hate road bikers and what’s with them riding ‘Specialised’ how can any self respecting trail rider support a brand that sells road bikes, obviously I’ve spent too much time in my cave and missed the noughties or whenever it was they turned traitor…

🙄

You’re a pillock.

read bunnyhop’s and weep

Nobs drive cars too.

I’ve flogged me boat

*snigger*

johnners – Member
You’re a pillock.

+1

Obvious troll is obvious.

how about reading the f***ing highway code, flog your truck your a f***wit and hand your licence back. Learn to understnad that your a driver and that the road does not exsit for your sole f***ing use. Now **** off back under your bridge.

EDIT: you’re a troll, so I don’t care what you say

oh and your email address and job is in your profile i am sure your employer and police would like to know the content of your posting.

Strong feelings here.

Still, everything he did was completely valid. Roadies have no place on the planet, let alone road.

Pink Lycra you say? Sounds like TSY.

Turn your windscreen washers so they point sideways. Roadies hate that. 😀

and GG may i add your a f**kwit then. Sorry most drivers are scum, find me a driver who doesn’t break the law and i’ll show you a f**king liar.

I think this is the same guy that got banned for being a raving homophobic.

Go and take a long walk off a short pier.

EDIT: And I wish Transition would think twice about using you as an International Distributor

oh, isn’t this that prick that owns his own company? comes out with some bollocks every now and then to make himself feel important

some venom being squirted today………… 😆

Why are people rising to this? Can you not smell the bait?

Stinks of maggots.

Thanks for the personal insult mrmo. You. my dear. are the ****. 😉

oh and your email address and job is in your profile i am sure your employer and police would like to know the content of your posting.

Is this going to remain an empty threat, or are you going to do something about it?
Your or you’re? I’ll let you off as you’re a bit wound up on this one… 😉

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

you don’t own the **** road

neither do you petal.

I just want to flush you roadie **** out and let you know you don’t own the **** road and not to ride two abreast whilst I’m trailing a boat O.K. and wtf are you doing on a trail bike forum anyway?

I can see where the confusion came from, but this is a road forum.

I just want to flush you roadie **** out and let you know you don’t own the **** road and not to ride two abreast whilst I’m trailing a boat O.K. and wtf are you doing on a trail bike forum anyway?

Let me know the next time you’re out in the prickmobile and I’ll adjust my riding accordingly.
Equally when I’m out in the sports car you’ll be kind enough to get your lardy arsed 4X4 and trailer out of my f*****g way, no?

Calm down, GRF, it’s only a commercial. FWIW, I used to ride road bikes, back in the dim and distant past. We used to just call them ‘bikes’ back then though, as mountain bikes hadnt been invented. I’ll agree with you that it can get a bit annoying when youre trying to get past a club run or whatever, but try and lose the homophobic attitude, you do yourself no favours. And whats the ‘breadknife in tow’?

Breadknife = wife.

I had a horrible feeling it was that. PMSL at the Guy Ritchie wannabee!

I’VE GOT A BOAT AND I’M REALLY IMPORTANT, GRRRA!

edit: so amusing, these trolls really make this place special! 😆

should of sold your car and kept your boat.

PAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPpPP!!!!!

efwits? I liked it more when you were being a bit ronnie and reggie, to be honest.

I’ve got a boat.

I would rather have a goat.

Except it wouldn’t float.

That’s why I have a boat.

I’ll get my coat.

you’re driving a 4×4, towing a boat. you’re not really in any position to talk about holding up traffic, or being a cock.

GRF +1

you’re driving a 4×4, towing a boat. you’re not really in any position to talk about holding up traffic, or being a cock.

I think it’s more about looking elegant while holding up traffic. A nice hat. A tie perhaps. Not pink though.

GlitterGary, trying so desperately to be controversial on a bike forum, and failing, miserably.

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Oh so your the MD then, remind me not to touch any of the S*** you sell.

I suppose i’ll have to pass this thread to a few of your suppliers just so they know what a lovely chap you are.