Why alpin? What’s he hiding?

And why do we accept calling him alpin?

Same goes for Bono….

Arr they brands, parodies of them selves almost?

Just makes me think “you f######t… Go away”.

😉

Alpin… Was obviously named after his love of a certain rabbit food like breakfast cereal

His name is Alan Pinder, at a guess.

Oh I don’t know why she’s leaving

Or where she’s gonna go

I guess she’s got her reasons

but I just don’t wanna know

‘Cos for twenty-four years I’ve been living next door to Alpin

Alpin, who the **** is Alpin?

Really? That’s amazing, I thought you’d just moved!?

[Not found a house yet BTW]