Got a divers wtach but don't dive?
Got chronograph but never used it for timing anything useful?
Got watch that gives you world time but only go on two holidays a year and none of them to captial cities?
Got a watch that has an altimeter, barometer, count down timer, none which you will or have ever used?
Got a watch with that gives you the temperature, used it have ya, or did it just give you the temperature of your wrist?
Got watch that calculates bullet ballistics and your not a sniper?
Got a watch with tritium on the face but your not in the SAS?
If you can answer yes to any of the above then your a knob, and your watch is crap.