As they seem to be rubbing themselves out at a fair old rate

I’d like to see Elton John and Mike Brewer have a go.

Heather Mills…

Donald Trump

cameron
corbyn
whatever the lid dem chap is called.

On the assumption that the above is not ironic, Heather Mills is back in it next week – sadly, I don’t think Trump is.

mrsfry

Piers Morgan, but with the added element that the ski jump lands in a pit of ravenous crocodiles

Joe Cocker.

Piers Morgan, but with the added element that the ski jump lands in a pit of ravenous crocodiles

…and that the skis are replaced with burning roller blades.

On the assumption that the above is not ironic,

it was…

…and that the skis are replaced with burning roller blades.

…which are strapped to Katie Hopkins’ back.

Vanessa Feltz. 😈
Frank Bruno.

Piers Morgan, but with the added element that the ski jump lands in a pit of ravenous crocodiles
…and that the skis are replaced with burning roller blades.
…which are strapped to Katie Hopkins’ back.

*reported to RSPCA for cruelty to crocodiles*

Tony Blair
Gordon Brown

Surely these are the times to be launching celebrity death match for real?
TBH these celebrity programs are just getting (more and more) stupid.

Guy Martin of course.

My husband desperately wants to do it. He’s in a band and is on 6 music loads 😉 he’d be perfect. Now where’s our life insurance policy?

Frank Bruno.

? For why, he’s a good guy and should get to live out his retirement in peace. The only point of the ski jump thing is the hope that some vacuous publicity whore will come a cropper. Or is it just me? 😐

I’d like to see Elton John and Mike Brewer have a go.

Strapped together wrestling to see who lands on who?

Sean/Shaun Keavney

Lawrence Lewellyn Nobhead gets my vote!

According to the programme last night, Beth Tweddle had gone off for routine surgery due to an ongoing back problem, which didn’t make sense as she presumably wouldn’t have gone if that was in the pipeline.

They are injuring themselves at a reassuring rate.

Clarkson – gagged and bound to Evans doused in unleaded jumping into a fire pit ..

David Bowie.
People on Facebook need something to talk about again.

Surprised to open the thread and find discover that this is a real actual show 😯

Wtf?

? For why, he’s a good guy and should get to live out his retirement in peace. The only point of the ski jump thing is the hope that some vacuous publicity whore will come a cropper. Or is it just me?

Yeah, leave big Frank alone.

Joe Cocker’s spaniel

Some actual celebrities would be a start.

this was on a few years ago wasn’t it with a similarly high injury rate and still nobody cared enough to watch. i’m amazed it came back.

There are certain things no marks can wing after a few weeks training and make passable entertainment – dancing, skating, running about a bit. ski jumping must be up there with base jumping and plane flying as things you really can’t learn in a few weeks

hora

Anne Widdecombe
Eric Pickles

Not so much ski jump, more pro celebrity boxing with Jim Davidson and Derek Chisora. Jim could tell him some of his ‘jokes’ about his mate chalky. This would raise a lot of money for sports relief.

Let all the ‘celebs’ do the round of all the ‘celeb’ shows until they perish. Start with celeb come dine with me and family fortunes, continue on increasing in risk, so ‘come dancing’ next, then the big bro house, then the jungle and ending with the ski jump. In the future as humanity devolves we’ll have celeb death match, ‘running man’ style.

(any celeb shows I’ve missed?)

xherbivorex – hora couldn’t possibly take part in a ski jump show – he’d be wanting to sell on his skis 3 or 4 times whist descending…

Rachel

this was on a few years ago wasn’t it with a similarly high injury rate and still nobody cared enough to watch. i’m amazed it came back.

It’s been fantastic entertainment for the last three years – I think of it as a pro-am, as I know the sports stars and some of the actors, but not a scooby do about socialites and reality TV bumpkins.

Stephen hawking and Eddie the eagle

It is mildly amusing, especially as each episode seems to have at least two injuries.

I watch on catch-up and just ff to the events.

Nick Ferrari

I’d like to see them expand the formula to a ‘summer’ version. It would be great to see the z list celebrity cull incorporating some concrete bowls or mx big air into the mix. 😈

Bruce Forsyth

“Nice to ski you, to ski you… nice”

I’d like to see them expand the formula to a ‘summer’ version. It would be great to see the z list celebrity cull incorporating some concrete bowls or mx big air into the mix.

Red Bull Ex-Famous

imagine have a w@nk going off the ski jump? 8)

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