I know the rational thing would be to blame the people actually responsible for the mess we are all in. But the person that it would give me the most satisfaction to set about with a pair of Bombers (sorry 'owning' implies just one whack, this would have to involve a good pulping) would be Eddie Mair of the PM programme on Radio 4.
Night after night of the smug overweight b@st@rd making ironic I'm so post modern comments, as if the sh!t we're all in is a joke, has made him my ideal punch bag. I'm all for interviewers showing a bit of cynicism & disrespect to politicians and bankers but this guy seems to thing the whole thing is a bit of a laugh, and something to relish, as other peoples lives go down the tubes.
This also raises the question how many times would you have to own Robert Peston before he would give up that ridiculous impression of a 1950's academic?
So as soon as I've worked out how to fix a handful of nails to my trust old Z1s and I've got enough money to get down to London...(Oh well Its not going to be sometime soon I've just been given my notice so can't afford the trip to London or the nails)
If anyone has got any other suggestions it looks like I may have some time on my hands for a road trip.