We've got this far and no-one has mentioned Michael Winner and the esure adverts?!
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Who is the most annoying person on TV?
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I'll do Eric (my dad could be his double) and you've got the short fat hairy legs.
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I'm with iDave, TV is annoying, but I quite enjoy venting at the TV so the annoying people help
However, the one person who I refuse to have on my TV is Piers Morgan - I wish he was a baddie in an XBOX game - I'd do all kinds of nasty things to himPosted 2 years ago # -
that's not fat. It's FUEL.
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Can't believe there's only been one vote for that useless, self-important (look I've bought a black cab and will drive in the bus lane), cosmic-ordering twunt Noel Edmonds.
And the lifetime award should go to that prick Bruce Forsyth - no its definitely not "nice to see you, to see you nice".
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sandi toksvig, Jilly Goulden and that ruddy "I HAVE TO SHOUT ALL OF THE TIME" Andy Parsons off Mock the Week
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Simon Cowell, Norton, Jimmy Carr, Jeremy Clarkson, Alesha Dixon.....
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Alan Carr. Yes I think we get it he's gay! Don't we?
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Perfect timing for a thread like this - just finished watching the gas cooker and decided that John Virgo is a fcukin pr!ck...!!!
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Alan Carr, and Piers Morgan. I really could happily walk up to that useless, self-important, piece of crap and put a bullet through the back of his head. I find his mere existence a personal insult.
Thank you, I feel better for that. Better out than in, so they say.Posted 2 years ago # -
One less now that awful bint from X Factor's been booted off.
Congratulations the GB Public; a wise choice.Posted 2 years ago # -
I've just turned jonathan woss off while he was talking. Gave me great pleasure that did.
Nobwipe.Posted 2 years ago # -
Can't believe Derren Brown hasn't scored a mention yet.
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I will defend Michael Winner to the death for just ONE THING he did on TV a few years back. Bear with me...
The tabloid commentator Richard Littlejohn had a chat show on which he would spout all the usual tedious nonsense about the usual tedious targets. One evening, he had as his guests Michael Winner followed by Linda Belos and her partner (Linda was a media notable of the time who, as well as being black, is also a lesbian so you can imagine how Littlejohn must have been salivating before the show...).
Winner came on and did his Restaurant Critic/Bon Viveur schtick. The second half of the show was a discussion about gay adoption, so you can imagine how it went.
At the end, Littlejohn (ironic name) turned to Michael Winner and said "What do you think, Michael?"
Michael Winner: (Plummy voice, crocodile smile) "Well I think the lesbians have come across with a great deal of integrity, dignity and intelligence, but you have come across as an arsehole."
Cue audience laughter, silent Littlejohn and shortly thereafter, the axeing of the show.
Forgive him the adverts. We've all got to make a living.
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soryy all as the dad of a 2+ a bit year old is "little cook"
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Harsh wookster, next you'll be suggesting sporticus
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the only scottish bloke who can talk on TV (as my ex said). He's on Coast has lovely long black hair and has a wee little satchel. What does he have in that bag.. we thought maybe butties. hmmm Winker!
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Wookster,picture him on the pull at a party."What do you do?","I'm a TV chef","Which one?","Little cook" .
PMSL.
IanPosted 2 years ago # -
It's just too difficult to pick the MOST annoying now that Cillas off the box, there's just too much choice.
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Fern Britten
Anne Robinson
Richard and Judyso many to choose from
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Mr Woppit, that's a heartwarming anecdote
I've got a non exhaustive list on this subject, and there wouldn't be enough bandwidth available for me to even get started.
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Piers Morgan. Oxygen thief and a waste of valuable organs.
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It's got to be the curly haired goon off the T-Mobile adverts. 'I'm just announcing a tour on twitter'.
Gets right on my t*ts.
Might just be me though!
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No that gut is a goon..! FACT
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Celebs don't seem to bother me too much, I've got a TV controller, I can turn it off or over if I need to.
However, saying that, Richard out of Richard and Judy is probably as close as I can think of someone who gets me riled on the telly. He's such a bellend. Thinks he's so clever and they both hate cyclists.
But as far as regular annoying people on telly go....
All the blokes on the Budweiser advert who did that ridiculous whats up thing.
That bloke who phones his mate while his mate is taking a pee. I know I shouldn't but his face is all I need to hate him.Posted 2 years ago # -
Anton something or other
Patrick Kielty ? what does he do ?
Lorraine kelly ?
Nicholas Witchel?
Natasha kaplinsky ?
Smug git off the BT adverts ?Cant stand lots of them, but this lot are the worse
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That **** off the go compare! advert. And anyone else involved in it.
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Eammon Holmes (Sp?)
Alesha Dixon (sp?Most of all Jonathon Woss (sp?) Arrrggg. Can't stand him on the radio either.
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Gordon "effing" Ramsey.. Why hasn't anybody lamped him yet ??
Graham "effing" Norton and all the other "chuffers" that thrust it in your face !! ooh err misses.
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jesus your all like me dad sitting there for hours on end tutting at the telly
get up turn it off and walk away.Posted 2 years ago # -
Jonathan Ross (Overpaid Unfunny gobshite)
Russell Brand As above, total knob get a haircut
Davina McCall
Justin lee Collins
Penny Smith and all her other GMTV f*ckwits
Simon Cowell & his irish judge sidekick
Most of ITV
Any Talkshow
Griff Rhys Jones
Amanda Hamilton Thank f*ckm she's leaving somwthing for the weekend she brought nothing to the show..yeah piss of back to scotland.Will be back when I've thought of more!
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@ real_ben10
Ha ha, couldn't agree with you more.
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Daughters just turned on X Factor..
Dermott O'Leary,, "KILL HIM"Posted 2 years ago # -
Gary Rhodes
Anthony Worral Thompson (sp)
Delia Smith (irrational one - sorry)
Neil Morrisey
And sod it - I'm switching medium here but Chris Moyles is just a giant phallus. I pray the beeb ask him to clear his fuc*ing desk tomorrow.
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