I’m so glad you asked that question.
I am.
Please feel free to publicise who you are as well.

Is this a rhetorical question?

😀

Before we continue, do you have any sort of certification?

I’m Spartacus, if that helps.

What is a rhetorical question?

I’m me ……. today.
Tomorrow who knows?

I’m Brian

No Adam, I am Spartacus

Have you got I.D?

He is not the messiah!

And so is my wife!

No, “What” is a word used interrogatively in asking for the specification of an identity, quantity, quality, etc.

According to a ‘friend’ a few years back I’m descended of royalty. He picked Prince Andrew to chastise me at the time, which he recently found a new lease of life in reminding me of.

W*nker.

Although actually, I am Spartacus.

No, “What” is a word used interrogatively in asking for the specification of an identity, quantity, quality, etc.

What ?

(rhetorical btw)

What the hell is this thread about?

You, Spartacus!

@ scotroutes….that would only be correct if the words “what is a rhetorical question” was a statement and not a question.

..and I’m Spartacus

More pertinently….you should be asking yourself ,what is this thread NOT about?

Is this a rhetorical question?

No Colin. It is a genuine attempt to answer a question that many people may have been asking themselves. It also occurs to me that perhaps I should follow this up with a few paragraphs detailing the ways in which I am not very good. Maybe add a few videos of me chundering at the top of short climbs or faceplanting off a 6″ drop off. That sort of thing, in order to clear up any sort of confusion.
I mean in your case, yes you are a Scot, but what ‘routes’ are you? It could be quite perplexing for some of the newer members of our little community. We should have this sort of thread more often, maybe anually?

BTW. For all you people saying that you are Spartacus, you clearly aren’t. Otherwise your username would be Spartacus & it isn’t. Yes. I’m looking at you AdamW.

672.

Can I just say that this is the first time I’ve posted on this thread?

No.
I’m out…..cos I is the Fekkin awesomes.
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.
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So it does’nt apply to me.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

In the meantime, anybody know where I could get some MTB coaching? 🙄

I refreshed the thread and it had disappeared so I just had to post that gif again. 😛

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Who doesn’t enjoy archery, though?

In the meantime, anybody know where I could get some MTB coaching?

There was a bloke on here called ‘Irunamountainbikecoachingbusiness’, but he seems to have just changed his username to ‘Ivejustbeenclubbedbythebanhammer’ otherwise he might have been able to help. 😀

Can I just say that this is the first time I’ve posted on this thread?

I’m sorry, there isn’t time.

I am not who you think I am.
I am also not who I think I am.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Who doesn’t enjoy archery, though?

Oh very good, very good….

Maybe add a few videos of me chundering at the top of short climbs or faceplanting off a 6″ drop of

I would like someone to make this video please.

Is it good in an incompetent way as in not good at something or in an evil v good type way? As a precaution I’m out just in case youarenotverygood.

If your IM is not very good maybe you should check your Internet connection or change your service provider.

I would like to clarify in case of any confusion that although I’m not very good, I’m not THE imnotverygood.

I am both

Sometimes.

Can I just ask if you can “make progress” if your not very good?

I ask because I want to know how to make my bike 1×7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14… And I don’t know what I need, so instead of searching on here or google I’ll open yet ANOTHER thread about it and ask.

In the mean time, I’m off to check if a new wheel size has been invented so I can niche up my life and make the trail come alive!

Also.. I’m not reet sure what this thread is about, if anything!

42?

make my bike 1×7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14…

Old hat. I’m going 10×1, as I reckon the wider leg placement caused by the extra chain rings will help keep my nads cool in summer.

Make of me, what you will.

Whatever you derive as your opinion will be wrong though. Maybe.

I’m not the messiah and nor is my wife. Although she may disagree.