Nice as all these nicherareretroblingfests are, who's bike ticks the most standard STW boxes? Who's riding the biggest STW cliche? I reckon I'm in with a shout:
456 frame (steel)
Hope XC/717 wheels (should be ProII for full STW box ticking, but they refuse to die). Shimano skewers obviously.
Thompson post/stem (what else?)
Easton bars (ditto)
Charge Spoon saddle
Mix and match SRAM/Shimano/Connex drivetrain
Conti Vert Pros
A little bell
and, of course
Who can beat that?