Oh Dear

I thought you meant he’d died.

Not that sweepstake, the other one.

Been putting his needle in the wrong groove?

I’ve still got a fiver each way on Noel Edmonds.

I still reckon my 100:1 on Fingermouse is going to net me the spondoolies. I mean, come on, Fingermouse!

Neither a Dr, nor a Fox.

Never trust a man who’s lied to you twice before he’s finished introducing himself.

what bol said

Rusty Spanner >> Never trust a man who’s lied to you twice before he’s finished introducing himself.

Neither a Dr, nor a Fox.

Never trust a man who’s lied to you twice before he’s finished introducing himself.

Bob Mortimer – Shooting Stars 1995.

I still reckon my 100:1 on Fingermouse is going to net me the spondoolies. I mean, come on, Fingermouse!

the shifty bastard!

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHmSd7NlUGE[/video]

Dr Fox earlier…

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEolSjlcqng[/video]

Drac.
I’d forgotten where I nicked that from!

It did cause a mate of mine to wet herself in the Bulldog in Amsterdam a couple of years ago, so retains a place in my heart.

Just heard on the radio, Simon Mayo interviewing Richard Curtis. Seems Curtis has a kids’ book out, and Mayo was reading it on the way to work.

Couldn’t help but think maybe a Radio 1 DJ sitting reading a children’s book on the Tube isn’t the wisest thing in the world…

Ah, Dr. Fox the DJ. I thought you meant Dr. Liam Fox…

Simon works on radio 2.

No money on Dr Fox. I’ve put all of my bets on Patrick Moore

I’ve still got the Krankies at 5/1. Any man who forces his wife to dress up as a little boy has got to be wrong.

Fab Dabi Doozi!

Simon works on radio 2.

Ah, pants. I’m so glad I didn’t do that gag in public.

Any man who forces his wife to dress up as a little boy

He forces her? Since when?

I’ve still got the Krankies at 5/1.

They have already admitted to be swingers. Would seem they had plenty of consenting partners.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8965006/The-Krankies-We-used-to-be-swingers.html

He also punched Paul Daniels so he might be a decent sort of bloke really.

I reckon Noel Edmonds is next.

Ian Krankie is going to punch Noel Edmonds?

Wow, it’s all go tonight.

Didn’t Edmunds inadvertently cause a man’s death in a prank gone awry on the late, late breakfast show? He also shunned Blobby when he made his comeback with Deal or No Deal. How’s a fat, pink thing that can’t even speak supposed to survive in this hard knock world?

Didn’t Edmunds inadvertently cause a man’s death in a prank gone awry on the late, late breakfast show?

Michael Lush.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late,_Late_Breakfast_Show

On 13 November 1986, self-employed hod carrier Michael Lush was killed during his first rehearsal for another live stunt. The stunt, called “Hang ’em High”, involved bungee jumping from an exploding box suspended from a 120 ft-high crane. The carabiner clip attaching his bungee rope to the crane sprang loose from its eyebolt during the jump. He died instantly of multiple injuries, and the Breakfast Show was cancelled on 15 November after Edmonds resigned, saying he did not “have the heart to carry on”.[7] Rumours, denied by the BBC at the time, that Edmonds had been due to resign to launch a career in American television proved incorrect.

Simon Mayo used to work on Radio 1

Didn’t Edmunds inadvertently cause a man’s death in a prank gone awry on the late, late breakfast show?

oh he’s done worse than that…

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtdsXhXiEM[/video]

I thank god rod hulls no longer with us, surely he would be looking a 20 stretch. as he has held more knackers than Katie price.

It wasn’t Rod, it was that rare variant of Emu that he hung about with.

It may have been the Emu but I’m sure Rod Hull had a hand in it.

Release the hounds!

Titter

Apparently he doesn’t want to be called ‘Dr Fox’ anymore. This is his new name;