When the revolution comes, Joanna Lumley is the only popular choice for president.

Esther Rantzen and Alan Sugar are presumably also guaranteed prominent positions in the junta.

But who else has the righteousness, the skills, the charisma, the virtue and the experience to clean out the augean stables of Westminster and lead Britain into the sunlit uplands of our nation’s glorious future?

I nominate Jon Snow as Polite Inquisitor of the Republic

And of course, Melinda Messenger as Keeper of the Iron Throne of Justice

Your nominations ladies and gentlemen please.

after hearing the other day that euro mps have decided to keep their expenses secret, seriously what f”ckin hope is there?

My top three candidates.

For the tough job of cleaning up British politics, you need a man that’s tough on dirt…

Control+Alt+Delete

These two would be an improvement :

There can be only one…

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Defenders of the Earth, Supergran and Dog would be my choices. I’d especially like it if Dogs ‘slightly disturbing’ wife could be the speaker…..

Me – with a flame thrower

Nobody will be expecting them.

You can nearly see her minge…

Chuck Norris does not clean up politics

Politics cleans itself up, and then asks Chuck Norris if it is clean enough

of course we’re all welcome to stand.

Lasts longer

The only possible answer

You can nearly see her minge…

Whose, Supergran’s?? 😯

But who else has the righteousness, the skills, the charisma, the virtue and the experience to clean out the augean stables of Westminster and lead Britain into the sunlit uplands of our nation’s glorious future?

There can of course be but one choice:

Although I must say, Melinda M would quite possibly find a role for herself in my Cabinet…

This man would sort them out

For a Pirate theme……

For all eventualities

Can I have a go?

What about

Oh … maybe not …

If there was ever a time when a resurrrection was needed

my nomination for speaker

fankly, you could let anyone have a go. They’re not going to make it any worse.

Kim and Aggie… with help from the Grimebusters