F*** off home to your Coldplay records, you self righteous prigs.

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it was the bit about the flowery dress & cardigan, wasn't it captain ?

dont choke on your pie 😉

Personally I can't wait until Sharia law is introduced into this country and all pubs are closed down. No one needs to drink alcohol, and pubs appear to be more problem than they're worth.

When is the estimated time of arrival for Sharia law according to the BNP/Daily Mail ?

last tuesday ernie

Could be worse CF they could go home to read GQ as if it was some bible 😉

**** me, you sound more cheery with every post ernie. go ride your bike or something and loosen up man.

What is this thread about then?

What is this thread about then?

It's about blandness, shitty life and lifestyle fleecewearing PTA wannabees whinging about horniness.

It's about blandness, shitty life and lifestyle fleecewearing PTA wannabees whinging about horniness.

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EDIT: I think I've got it now…it's from the smoking outside pubs thread isn't it?

it's from the smoking outside pubs thread isn't it?

You'd need to ask Cuntain Flashheart about that.

You sound as if you've just returned from the pub Dolittle …….. are we pissed ? Or just felt like being offensive ?

are we pissed ?

I thought you didn't drink Ernie.

Or just felt like being offensive ?

Jesus/Mohammad mate, that's a bit **** remedial!

Remedial ? Yep …… that's me. I'm not smart enough to use the word **** in a clever and amusing manner.

not smart enough to use the word **** in a clever and amusing manner.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You live and learn apparently. Just think of parts of words that sound like ****, and then put **** in the part of the word if you think it is appropriate or funny.

Bad day Cap'n?

Don't worry they will die of liver failure.

Don't worry they will die of liver failure.

Coldplay listeners are highly unlikely to have decadence issues.