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  • which stwer was this?
  • yunki
    Free Member

    Blue evoc bike bag, mid forties with tattoos and a hipster haircut with a couple of kids and a sad looking wife in tow, breezing through Gatwick south terminal last night with their head up their arse..

    You obliviousness to those around you caused my three year old to be knocked over by your bag, and once you had acknowledged this you barged between him and his older brother anyway.. You didn’t look to be in a hurry, just driven by a single-minded sense of entitlement

    Yes that was me calling you a **** tit.. No wonder your wife looks so miserable

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    NOt me as I would have decked you especially if i had recognised you as you 😉

    Glad the holiday chilled you right out 😛

    scuttler
    Full Member

    Not me if you’re doing process of elimination.

    ricky1
    Free Member

    What tells you he was an stwer,wasn’t me Mrs Ricky is a happy soul 🙂

    hora
    Free Member

    Get out of my way next time Serf

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    not me but my only experience of Gatwick was soul destroying enough to give up on the rest of humanity.

    That and don’t you just hate it when parents don’t have control of their kids in airports…

    ton
    Full Member

    it was me……..sorry 😀

    Bregante
    Full Member

    ton – Member
    it was me……..sorry

    Mid forties? 😉

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Gatwick South?

    Oh, the inhumanity!

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    mid forties with tattoos and a hipster haircut with a couple of kids and a sad looking wife in tow

    David Beckham?

    hora
    Free Member

    😆

    chakaping
    Free Member

    David Beckham?

    Lol

    thv3
    Free Member

    Maybe wasn’t his fault?

    For example, if it was a 29er in that bag everyone knows they roll over anything 😉

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Did he have an Audi or Skoda key in hand?

    monkeychild
    Free Member

    650b makes the kids come alive or something

    singletrackmind
    Full Member

    [ mutter ] Could have been a childs face next time [/ mutter ]

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    Nah, my evoc is black.

    hora
    Free Member

    If he was a stw’er he’d smell of stale sweat, tobacco, have a fatbike and long beard.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Good job it wasn’t at the zoo.

    binners
    Full Member

    Did he have a GoPro mounted on his head, filming it all?

    mrchrispy
    Full Member

    It was me….I was going for a segment ffs, did you not hear my STRAVAAAAA cry?

    spekkie
    Free Member

    What four letter word goes before “tit” and still makes sense as an insult?

    #outoftouch . . . .

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Blue?

    angeldust
    Free Member

    Isn’t this how most people tend to behave at Airports (unfortunately)? For some reason people leave common decency, politeness, and common sense at the terminal door.

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    Not me. My bag is red and I mount it across a trolley so I can take out entire families like a snow plough 🙂

    wanmankylung
    Free Member

    Wisnae me.

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    #outoftouch . . . .

    If you swore more you’d know the filter turns all profanity into four asterisks regardless of the **** length.

    Drac
    Full Member

    If you swore more you’d know the filter turns all profanity into four asterisks regardless of the **** length.

    **** right.

    phiiiiil
    Full Member

    I came back from Tenerife with a bike bag last year; we checked in at the far left end of the desks, then had to drop the bike off at the far right… I was about to wheel it around the back, avoiding the crowd, but the assistant insisted on taking the direct way right through the front of every single queue. It was carnage! I think I avoided damage to everything and everyone, but it was awkward…

    ratherbeintobago
    Full Member

    I’m just impressed anyone would have the brass neck to take the bike on a family holiday.

    Even if it wasn’t for the guilt, there is *no* way Mrs RBIT would give me a pass to leave her with the kids in the middle of a holiday…

    wanmankylung
    Free Member

    Perhaps (I speak from experience) she said that is was not an issue for him to take a bike on holiday and that she was happy for him to take a few hours out to go and ride his bike, when what she really meant was – “Try it punk”

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    I’ll be in Heathrow with my massive bike case this august – our family holiday is a bit different as we visit my sister in law. My wife gets to see her sister, I get to ride my bike more than any other time of the year.

    😀

    Now, if we can agree a scoring system I’ll mount a camera on my case and go on the rampage

    ratherbeintobago
    Full Member

    Wanmakylung – think you’re onto something there…

    Suggsey
    Free Member

    More than likely his sad Mrs said yeah take the bike so whilst the kids are in play club I can jiggy with Manuel the friendly waiter! 😆

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    angeldust – Member
    Isn’t this how most people tend to behave at Airports (unfortunately)? For some reason people leave common decency, politeness, and common sense at the terminal door.

    I find that most people lose all sense of awareness and thoughts that other people may be trying to get between different check ins with heavy luggage that only really travels in a straight line. I see groups walking 6 or 7 wide ambling towards me as I move the case and bike down to check in, or just stand looking gormless at the screens blocking the main routes at check in, then don’t get me started on those that think dragging their entire family to stand on the edge of the luggage belt with a couple of trolleys….

    rant over until I go back to the airport.

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    don’t get me started on those that think dragging their entire family to stand on the edge of the luggage belt with a couple of trolleys

    There is a special circle of hell reserved for those ****.

    They don’t seem to grasp that if they all stood back everyone could see the carousel, get their stuff and bog off with minimal fuss. But no…

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