So I’ve ordered the girlfriend a 6ft wooden giraffe off of e-bay as a Christmas present and it arrives tomorrow. I’ve just realised though that storage could be an issue! It’s not like I can put it on top of the wardrobe or under the bed is it 🙄

The garage isn’t messy enough the hide it in and she regularly goes up in to the loft. Can’t store it at parents either so I’m looking for some ideas?

The funnier the better TBH 😆

Sorry I forgot to say that I’ve not got a kids sand pit either!! 😆

http://www.worth1000.com/contests/25699/how-do-you-hide-a-giraffe

In your underwear. If a giraffe is your idea of a great Christmas gift it’s unlikely she’ll be looking in there very soon.

Under the bed in the spare room?

I once tried to store a deadone in my neighbour’s garden. He said, “you can’t leave that lyin’ there!”

I said, “It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”

IGMC

Have you asked neckst door?

So I’ve ordered the girlfriend a 6ft wooden giraffe off of e-bay as a Christmas present

😯
Put a lampshade on its head..

Is it not split in two halves?
We have one we got in France about 10 years ago and it’s neck is split where it meets the body and attaches with a big dowel

In one of those rent a storage places?

Mattzzzzzz – Oh I hadn’t thought about that! Fingers crossed.

bigG – It’s a tree present!!!

dannyh – Your taxi is waiting 😉

“No dear, it’s not a giraffe’.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/603616/master-of-hidding#c

You bought a christmas present in October?? do you have a vagina?

How do you intend to wrap it?

Are you having a…well, I suppose you are.

Oh shi73 I hadn’t thought about wrapping it!!! E-bay really is a dangerous place when you’re drunk!

“Oh thank you Darling! A wooden giraffe! Just what I always wanted! Where can you login on it to catch up with the latest BGT goss?”

i’d love to be a fly on the wall when she opens that. the silence will be deafening.

I would have thought that an empty glider trailer is the ideal place to covertly store a giraffe.

If she doesn’t like it then it’s not the end of the world and she’ll see the funny side of it. She has actually mentioned that she’d like one in the not too distant past so not worried to be honest.

Could you not have bought her something a little smaller? A rabbit, perhaps?

A Trojan rabbit!

She’s already got a rabbit!!

Couldn’t you just put it in the giraffe closet?

Just keep it in the wet room with all the other giraffes. She won’t notice one extra unless it does this:

Train it to lie flat and still on the living room floor. Then tell her that because you love her, you’ve bought her a giraffe skin rug.

[here’s the genius bit]

She’ll hate it. But convince her to stick with it for a couple of months and see if it grows on her. It won’t, who in their right mind wants a giraffe skin rug!! So then, to show how much you listen to her and care for her wishes, ‘get rid of’ the giraffe skin rug on Christmas eve.

Then give her a giraffe on Christmas Day. She won’t suspect a thing!

Present hidden, and a chance to really show her how much you listen to her in one go.

Alternatively, if she’s like my wife hide it in the cupboard where the hoover and ironing board are kept. She’ll never see it.

theotherjonv 😆

All I can suggest is an elaborate bow tied around its neck.

what the hell is a “tree present”?

I was thinking of a very long kipper tie for it to hide behind and stand it in the corner!

Just stick it behind a tree in the garden. No-one in their right mind is going to notice a giraffe in the garden, it just wouldn’t make sense.

It’s what I call the presents you open after you’ve had xmas dinner.

Main presents in the morning and tree presents in the afternoon/early evening. It’s all very civilized!

I was thinking of a very long kipper tie

You need a scarf or a carafe to hide a giraffe.

(At least that’s what Dr Zeus said)

But I only have kipper ties Luke!!

Giraffes are pretty easy to hide, aren’t they?

wwaswas

How does carafe fit in with ties and scarves?

A cravat maybe, but not a carafe – unless you were planning to get your other half so pissed that she didn’t notice the giraffe?

🙄

Hide it behind your penis-beaker, it’s not like you’ll be needing it any more…