Currys said that it would be delivered between 1 and 4 – still not here 🙁

Well?

In the truck?

PP. you're getting warm (unlike geoff's tea!)

Have you checked your kitchen?

That's where I keep mine.

In the truck?

<Malcom Tucker>It better 'kin had be and the truck better be 'kin in Perthshire heading this 'kin way! </Malcom Tucker>

Is it in the Bun is some twisted surrealist metaphor?

It's been delivered here by mistake. I'll sell you it back if you like…

i repair for currys, ten to one it will be damaged on arrival, if not 5 to one it wont work anyway sorry

i repair for currys, ten to one it will be damaged on arrival, if not 5 to one it wont work anyway sorry

That makes me feel so much better 🙄

I've already removed the old one as they were supposed to collect it for scrap. No oven, No hob – Christ on a bendy bus!

Maybe your pal Hugh Fernley Dick Whittington ( Oh no he's not) will lend you one of his?

Maybe your pal Hugh Fernley Dick Whittington ( Oh no he's not) will lend you one of his?

😆

On its way apparently – according to the nice lady in Sheffield Mumbai!