My memories of Paleo are of the campsite (spent the summer backpacking around Europe in 1990) and ending up going to a nudist beach at the far end of the village and one of the guys I had got friendly with at the site decided against using suncream because he’d spent the summer travelling like me and his body had become tanned enough.
Unfortunately for him he forgot about putting any block on his lily-white butt.
He couldn’t sit for days – I truly have never seen such a red set of arse cheeks in my life – I am sure they must still be disfigured now, they were that covered in blisters.