yep, why waste a massive 12 pounds on something nicely manufacturered out of titanium when you can spend a day messing about with a hack saw and file to make a sh1t looking version of the same thing.
More money saving ideas, courtesy of Viz Top Tips
DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and I hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day
EMPLOYEES: Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid.
SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".
SHOPPERS: Take one grape to the till. It won't register on the low-tech, insensitive scales so you will get it for free. Repeat this procedure 100 times or so and you have yourself a free bunch of grapes.
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