….”did you miss me?” after a few days away, the correct answer is apparently not “You must have moved as I squeezed the trigger”

Made MCJnr laugh though 😉

“Yes, but my aim is getting better”.

Yes the kitchen is a mess and I need my clothes washing #everydaysexism

‘It’s only been a couple of days’, is also frowned upon seemingly.

“You’ve been away?” is my generic.

“I thought I had gone deaf for the first 2 days”.

“Sorry, who are you and what are you doing in my house?”

I’m clearly an amateur at this game.

Either that or you are all internet hardmen, and you real answer was “yes dear”

“Damn right I did, my balls are massive, get your kit off”

when?

Just say immeasurably

Your back – already

“I thought I had gone deaf for the first 2 days”.

^This^

“No, your sister has looked after me very well”

MoreCashThanDash – Member
….”did you miss me?” after a few days away, the correct answer is apparently not “You must have moved as I squeezed the trigger”

Made MCJnr laugh though

I answered truthfull, “no” apparently this was the wrong answer.

Apparenlty being able to entertain myself for 48 hours isn’t good for a relationship.

Just say yes…

…then follow up and ask her if the laundry basket is faulty as it’s not going down.

I reply “well, they say separation makes the heart grow fonder”.

Avoiding the question and not actually saying my heart is fonder lol

‘you’re back early’

or just say, “No, haven’t missed you really. By the way, I’ve upgraded to fibre optic broadband while you were away. Oh, and we’ve run out of tissues”.

Mr spoon – If you really did “entertain” yourself for 48 hours, I’m surprised you were even conscious, let alone able to speak…..

“I rather enjoyed it!” didn`t go down too well with my gf either 😆 Do they think you just sit and pine like a lapdog??

Hammys post made me smile.

Yes, did you miss me?

Always answer with a question.