It may sound like an irrational and convoluted way of getting cheap fire wood, but have you considered going dogging?
I’m merely suggesting this judging by the actions of Darwen council recently. There’s (apparently) a very popular dogging hot-spot there. Picked I presume as it is secluded woodland. The local council got all uppity about people fondling each others bottoms and such-like, so they leveled the whole place. Its looks positively post apocalyptic. Just felled trees lying around everywhere. Premium firewood
So there’s your answer. Pick a popular, secluded, and more importantly… combustable, area of woodland, get some mates together and lurk around there at night, then phone the local council to complain about yourselves. Bobs yer aunties live-in-lover!
Hope that helps