"even the honest man will steal"

Thus spake the bilboard advertising Spearmint Rhino, just before the Hammersmith Flyover.

WTF?

This deserves an accolade just for using the term 'thus spake'. 😀

The billboard is technically incorrect though. And honest man would not steal, otherwise he would not be an honest man.

Maybe he's pretending to be honest.

Is he a politician?

This would translate as: "Hey devoted husbands/partners, great news!!! It is alright to have a lapdance! See, we found some rather lame proverb to back us up on it. Once she's heard it, she'll be fiiiiiiiine about it."

Where TF did they get "Spearmint Rhino" though? Always wondered that…

Just google imaged "when the safe is open"…

Spearmint Rhino has gone downhill 🙁

Is that the Reader's Wives version?

That's the spin off called 'Peppermint hippo'.

This would translate as: "Hey devoted husbands/partners, great news!!! It is alright to have a lapdance! See, we found some rather lame proverb to back us up on it. Once she's heard it, she'll be fiiiiiiiine about it."

or "don't let your husband/partner go here – even the best of them will do something they ought to regret" ?

Is that the Reader's Wives version?

Don't think much of yours