What do you do when the other half/wife/husband/kids/pets are away and you have the home to yourself?
My puerile antics tend to involve eating loads of nuts (the OH is allergic), drinking loads of beer, watching TV with feet up, going to bed very late, and, apparently, posting nonsense on bike forums. This is usually accompanied with notions of grand designs that never seem to get realised.
If the weather had been better I'd have been out for a massive ride and then gorged on nuts, snacks, sandwiches and beer. And often I'd be out with friends, but I'm talking about when it seems right to go incognito.