Those chocolate raisins from lidl… I’ll just have one.
No i wont i’ll eat half the packet before asking mrs cloudnine to take the packet from my clutched grip and instruct her to hide them.

What else cant you put down until its gone??

Plain chocolate digestives. One cup of tea and a whole packet can disappear 😳

McViteas Digestives. I used to buy packets and take them to work, back when I was sat at a desk in front of a Mac, and I could quite easily go through a large packet in one sitting!
Mini Cheddars are pretty much the same, except the packets are smaller…

I am totally and completely with you, cloudnine. But add to that Doritos. Any flavour.

Beer.

Cadbury’s Chocolate Fingers

Magnum’s

pringles and anything from a heroes box

Whisky 🙁

Wasabi nuts.

In fact any nuts.
Or anything covered in wasabi.

Alcohol in general. 😕

Coke and hookers

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Alcohol in general.

Me to brother

Any crisp.

Any nut

Any chocolate

Any ice cream

Any size pizza.

Chips.

Biscuits

Cakes

Pastries

Yes, I have a weight issue.

Plain chocolate digestives. One cup of tea and a whole packet can disappear

I have the same issue. Have started rationing myself to 3 per tea.

Oh, Mr C, you are spot on. I’m off down the shops for a date with the tunnocks sisters (all 8 of them!).

M and S salt and sweet popcorn which I’ve recently discovered…I will not stop till nothing but hard unpopped kernels remain at the bottom of the bag.

stroopwafels.
and they are very calorie dense.
they’re not allowed in the house.

The Doritos in the red bag. The BIG red bag. Mine. All mine. JUST mine.

But actually, just anything bad in the cupboards, in the evening, when I’m alone. I make a Fresian look like an amateur grazer…

Read one last thread on this place

Salted peanuts.
Pistachios.
Malt loaf.
And a new addition, Aldi plain chocolate wafers.

Any crisp.

Any nut

Any chocolate

Any ice cream

Any size pizza.

Chips.

Biscuits

Cakes

Pastries

Very much +1 but still a 29″ waist… sorry.

I work in the same office as my dad. Food is often passed both ways to remove temptation only to be destroyed 5 minutes later.

Hamlet miniature cigars. Now need another. Thanks for that!

Peas on the pod picked fresh from the garden – I need to beaten away from a row of them with a shitty stick

Very much +1 but still a 29″ waist… sorry.

Ooh, lah-lah you!

I know but its the only thing I have in my life to boast about!

Inside I’m an empty husk… except for all the kettle chips and icecream.

My current grazing foods of choice:-

Medjool dates stuffed with almond butter
Agen prunes

Cheese savouries. I’m pretty sure it’s easier to give up heroine.

Not exclamation marks OP. One is always enough.

Lidl honey roast peanuts. My wife rations me to one pack a week.

Also from lidl, onion ring crisps, the big sharing packs that don’t get shared, their cheese straw things.

Dammit now I am trying to find an excuse to go on a shopping trip!

I don’t have a weight issue, I have plenty of it!

I forgot about stroopwafels… Om nom nom…

Very much +1 but still a 29″ waist… sorry.

In all seriousness, you should see your doctor for a check up. If it’s not building up on the outside its probably coating your organs on the inside which can lead to diabetes. I know this because it has happened to “skinny people on bad diets” in our office.

Jaffa cakes…..oh god jaffa cakes

Jaffa cakes…..oh god jaffa cakes

… is the right answer.

That and Maltesers.

How could you even contemplate one chocolate raisin?

Yes, Jaffa cakes or fig rolls.

Cashews or pistachios. I think they lace both with crystal meth prior to packing.

Contact lenses – find a pair so much more useful than one on its own.

And +1 to Jaffa Cakes…

Cheese. Although I have a cunning plan. I never cut much off at a time. As a result I have to make several* trips to the larder cutting off another thin slice each time to get a decent portion**

That way I burn more calories in trips to the kitchen than I consume in cheese. As diet strategies go, it’s grist for the diets don’t work mill.

* dozens of

** a decent portion = pretty much the whole block

I’ll raise your cold cheese and see you a few glasses of red to elevate the appetite level….. and baked Camembert.

Once, with the help of an equally-afflicted lady fweind, boshed 2 two baguettes, 4 baked Camembert and a 2 jars of chutney in one sitting.