seriously, there always used to be something interesting going on here. where’s all the shoe weeing?

the best we’ve got to offer at the mo is the “Parking Rant” thread, where someone got “quite annoyed” . . .

There is a tyre thread too.

I was mildly irritated not just the other day I’ll have you know.

I’d be most disappointed if there wasn’t a tyre thread 😉

Last month there was a load of shit and again some three months ago and the preceding 24 months there was more shit, hilarity and general abuse, well you had to be there really.

Boring? Well, what do you expect from this bunch of old farts?

yeah. the parking rant passed a couple of minutes i suppose. i like the curry powder idea.

somebody needs to raise the game purely for my entertainment 🙂

we have matured, no really we have.
DS and I are trying our best[ parking thread] why not join in with a ludicrous suggestion 😀

There is still a question about crown races which hasn’t been satisfactorily answered.

Chisel.

old farts ?????? 😈 i feel a slanging match coming on…dont push my buttons…. 😉

I’m too old to be push button…..I have a dial like old phones.So don’t dial my eerrrr dials 😕

elaine anne – Member

old farts ?????? i feel a slanging match coming on…dont push my buttons….
As a grumpy old woman, I’m quite happy to insult those younger than me 😀

I’m enjoying a very fine ale while reading this thread.

Anyone fancy a nap?

watching? listening? drinking? reading? eating?

what happened to that shiz?

i miss the old days.

samuri – Member

Anyone fancy a nap?
Nap? It’s past my bedtime.

samuri : you know your getting old if you fancy taking a nap nap ! 😉
im just drinking a crabbies at the mo..

mmmm, comfy slippers.

In my day….this were all fields.

dont tell me your sat next to a roaring fire too Samuri…. 👿 😉

Anyone for Horlicks and a Rich Tea biscuit?

dont tell me your sat next to a roaring fire too Samuri….

what wood for…..?

urgh Horlicks :evil:…its the worst taste ever…

Horlicks and rich tea biscuit? No thanks, cheese and wine here.

it’s ok. there’s a thread about shitting yourself in your shorts now… that’s the level i expect 🙂

/swirls brandy in huge snifter

/slugs cognac from the bottle.

Don’t know.. I just joined. and every time I post something I feel like I’m the only one in here. Yeah kinda boring.

/injects some more smirnoff.

Talking about dog shit in the bike forum. That’s not boring! 😉

stick with it js. it’s an acquired taste like tequila. even when you like it it’s sometimes still shit.

sips Tequila…

Talking about dog shit in the bike forum. That’s not boring!

Enlighten me Soops. 😛

DS – do you think dog nappies is a good idea? What could i call them which would make mountain bikers who take dogs to trail centres buy them? 😀

I must be bored!

DS – 5 spot or 575?

No dogs at trail centres! 👿

DS – 5 spot or 575?

I really do wish I knew what you were talking about. 🙁

DS – Turner 5 spot or Yeti 575. I can’t decide 🙂

As a grumpy old woman, I’m quite happy to insult those younger than me

Bet I’m older than you, and even more grumpy. 😈
I’ve had my mug of Horlicks, after a kebab and a some crusty bread and cheese, following a couple of Betty Stoggs finest ale down the pub.