On a hot day I can usually smell a grass snake before I find it.
I can often guess which rocks in fast-running streams host the eggs of a bullhead on their undersides.
I know the difference between the cry of a goshawk, peregrine and sparrowhawk
Can paint a bit. Teaching level.
Know my way around the Marches, South-West of England and mid-Wales. Like an unpaid tour-guide.
Very good with maps.
Expert camper
Can handle the care and education of 7-10 teenagers with complex learning needs (including those with profound autism) utilising a range of interdisciplinary methods (primarily TEACCH). A bit rusty now, but it’s a skill.
Know a fair bit about cycling off-road as well as primary transport
Tertiary: Ewe-wrestling and veterinary assistance in the service of farmers with prolapsed cows
Think that’s most of it. And chilli. I make the best chilli. Blow your ****** trumpet!