Primary

Nothing of any relavence.

Secondary

See primary

Small molecule chromatography.

Crap jokes

Primary:

Research and technonogy development,
Aerospace certification,
Structural engineering and design
Multi-disciplinary optimisation,
Additive manufacturing (3D printing)

Secondary:

Numerical modelling and simulation,
IT infrastructure, networks and laser comms,
Electromagnetic optimisation,
Material science/metallurgy.
Research funding

Tertiary:

Titanium fabrication,
Bike/car (basically anything mechanical) maintenance,
Higher education,
Family
Cumbria/Leeds and the SW
The aerospace industry in general.

The tertiary stuff is more immediately satisfying, but I do like my job too.

Exotic dancing

Footwear
Tailoring
Etiquette
Air travel
Beer
Binners

Primary
Procrastination

Secondary

..

I didn’t think i have any expertise – that would indicate that I thought I was an expert at something, and I’m not.

I’m reasonably good at and reasonably knowledgeable about a fair amount of different stuff, but I’d never call myself an expert, because Sods Law says that the moment I did, someone would come along who knew more.

David Bowie 1970 to 1974
Mk1 Ford Escorts 1600cc crossflow circa ’74
Brick and masonry work from the 70’s to date
Castles in Scotland especially ruins
Pentax

Primarily, I’m pretty weak, I know a bit about customer service, clinical systems in Primary Care and, more recently, information government.

Secondarily, I’ve dabbled in a lot of bits and bobs so can speak with less authority about old F1, motocross, acting, boxing, and being athletically crap. I’ve done a bit of writing, had the odd picture published, failed to join the Royal Marines (twice) and done a parachute jump, so can sound knowledgable compared to someone who knows rock-all about them.

Tertiarily, I like to read a lot so can talk balls about loads of stuff.

Primary:
Pointing out that nothing has really changed in procycling to the blinkered sky fanbois… 😉
All things Cotic (hmm, I smell the hint of fanboi 😳 )

Secondary:
I actually try to be helpful on things I have some direct experience of…

Err, that’s about it…

Christmas Presents
Firing Staff
Alcohol production and consumption
Pulling the wool over peoples eyes

Wills
Lasting power of attorney
Generally dealing with the process of getting old

Asking what’s the best X Y or Z?

Being the last person to comment on a thread.

Currently, microdissecting tumours and extracting RNA & DNA from stem cell derived clonal units (small groups of cells)

Not winning MTB races

I know a lot about sci-fi and fantasy

I’m trying to become a sort of archaeologist/genetic anthropologist but that is going slowly

Primary : my personal opinions
secondary : practical criminal law
tertiary : academic criminal law I haz a big book of it.
forthary : other generic areas of law as was in 1988
analogue scalextrix
pottering in garden
child care up to age 5.5 one specific child

Nothing.

On a hot day I can usually smell a grass snake before I find it.

I can often guess which rocks in fast-running streams host the eggs of a bullhead on their undersides.

I know the difference between the cry of a goshawk, peregrine and sparrowhawk

Can paint a bit. Teaching level.

Know my way around the Marches, South-West of England and mid-Wales. Like an unpaid tour-guide.

Very good with maps.

Expert camper

Can handle the care and education of 7-10 teenagers with complex learning needs (including those with profound autism) utilising a range of interdisciplinary methods (primarily TEACCH). A bit rusty now, but it’s a skill.

Know a fair bit about cycling off-road as well as primary transport

Tertiary: Ewe-wrestling and veterinary assistance in the service of farmers with prolapsed cows

Think that’s most of it. And chilli. I make the best chilli. Blow your ****** trumpet!

Building
Farming
Rallying/motorsport
Knives ‘n guns
Welsh Marches

Thread killer.

Thread reviver

Thread continuer.

Thread stalker.

i know nothing…I AM JON SNOW 😆