Experiencing ennui and contemplating a nervous breakdown.

TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR – Member
Made some Eastern Europeans wash my 4×4 in exchange for a few English pounds, whilst I sat in the warmth listening to the radio and gassing them with my diesel fumes.
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The OP Asked about middle class, not Nazi behaviour!

Stifled a fart in public. Taken from the Paul Calf school of etiquette..

Had an espresso.

what’s middle class about that?

Sorry thats not middle class enough for you. It is to me.

This morning:

Lit my wood burning stove

Descaled my Gaggia coffee machine

Went to Waitrose

So it looks like its true Mountain bike,s are for the middle classes then.

apart from DH/4x/bmx. they are ridden by the raucous uncouth sweary types with their wallets on the ends of chains who do jobs that give them rough hands. they also have a fondness for ‘double denim’.

Had a nespresso coffee and I’m about to go out on my road bike.

I DH and will soon be bmx’ing again, but my job doesn’t give me rough hands. Will I be too “overclassed” for bmx?

felt guilty

Sorry thats not middle class enough for you. It is to me.

i guess all social climbers have to start at the bottom. 🙄

thought I was better than my chavvy neighbours

I’m still thinking it now

Used a Latin saying in a conversation.

I also bought a Smoothie, but it was from the co-operative, so I think we can discount that one.

Will I be too “overclassed” for bmx?

do you recycle? do you wash the jars and rinse the pino-grigio bottles beforehand?

I watched a football match.

Chopped fire wood and then made Bramley apple sauce for the roast pork.

Visited the Design Museum

Gave my polish cleaner a call, to see if she could nip round first thing Sunday morning to clean up as I am holding a dinner party tonight 😳

Bought an S-Works Stumpjumper…

Dined on venison steak, cauliflower mash and home-grown purple sprouting broccoli. Washed down with a cheeky wee Chilean Carmenere from Laithwaites.

It’s the Laithwaites bit that puts the tin lid on it. All their marketing stuff seems to assume that I am Terry from Terry and June.

watched the rugger on the telly whilst my wife supervised the installation of new Neff double oven

er, really did…

Renewed my National Trust membership.