Based on recent experience, I’m going to nominate standing on a large slug in your bare feet. It’s the slight unyielding bounce that does it.

Honourable mentions for:

-Pulling on wet kit.

and (middleclasstrackworld response)

-Grinding coriander seeds with a pestle and mortar (imagine a million sets of nails scraping down a million blackboards).

For me it was waking up with a long legged spider in my mouth (having been dreaming I was eating a spider with long legs).

Taste.

Particularly the taste when you find the whole cardamom pod hidden in your curry.

I’m going to nominate standing on a large slug in your bare feet. It’s the slight unyielding bounce that does it.

A good nomination but having done the same (in the dark) to a large frog I’ll up it to that.

Standing in a wet patch on the kitchen floor while wearing socks.

Itchy clothes like wool. Especially in hot weather. 😯

While gardening, stepping back and discovering from the slimy crunch that a large snail had got inside your welly.

The dentists drill, both sound and feel.

1, Walking downstairs in the dark in the morning to find out your dog has s**t on the floor and you found out this has happened by stepping in it with your bare foot.

2, Cleaning up the dog s**t from the carpet.

3, Cleaning hair from blocked drain/plug hole.

4, Walking through a head height Spider Web and having it run across your face

Then removing the wreckage

1, Walking downstairs in the dark in the morning to find out your dog has s**t on the floor and you found out this has happened by stepping in it with your bare foot.

If you get yourself a diabetic dog you can recreate this every morning.

Baby sick down the back of your neck.

Belizian sand flies, not painful as such, more like your entire skin has become sentient and is trying to break free.

Sugar soap/water running down your arm and into your arm pit while prepping a ceiling for painting.

For me it’s a very specific taste, peanuts. I have a mild allergy to them and the sensation when I accidentally eat them is just horrible.

Standing in a wet patch on the kitchen floor while wearing socks.

+1 …. for Touch

Listening….. to Mumford and Sons 😀

Taste…. Corriander…. Devils weed

Sight… Looking at Jimmy Carr smug boat.

Smell … Tarmac being laid

Stepping in cat sick, in socks :/

High velocity fly to the back of the throat while cycling.

A good nomination but having done the same (in the dark) to a large frog I’ll up it to that.

mine was a toad, but this ^

Enforced piped ‘music’.

watching England play football

Panic attack

I did the barefoot slug one last week. horrible sensation, only topped by my next step being onto a snail. squidy, crunchy with sharp edges.

Enforced piped ‘music’.

…the worst example being when you’re walking through B&Q, hear the opening bars of a song you like then realising that it’s not the original, but some neutered, factory-farmed cover, designed to allow them to avoid paying the publisher.

Grrrr…

Possibly too yucky even for this forum. Involved a then girlfriend.

Use your imagination… 😯 😳 🙁

the moment when you are following a great, interesting thread and someone mentions helmet wearing

Needing to wee really REALLY badly whilst in the middle of a long and important phone call.
Having said that, the relief is almost orgasmic!
Or,
Watching my sales director try and do anything using a computer…

following though

The moment just after you realise you’ve wiped dog sh*t off your glove, onto your face. And you have a good few days growth on your face for it to get really bedded in to. And you’re at the furthest point from home.

Negative G

Mr Woppit – Member
Possibly too yucky even for this forum. Involved a then girlfriend.

Use your imagination…
You found out she was a Christian?

Nerve function tests. Super fine acupuncture style needles that glide deep into your flesh effortlessly and entirely painlessly. Then they attach a set of jump leads to them and start pulsing increasing voltages between them until you involuntarily shout an expletive. Its not painful as such (especially as the nerves being tested weren’t really working) but just a strange, elevating annoyance.

Panic attack

This for deffo..

High velocity fly to the back of the throat while cycling.

+1

The feel of a stray bit of banana getting into my mouth

The moment just after you realise you’ve wiped dog sh*t off your glove, onto your face. And you have a good few days growth on your face for it to get really bedded in to. And you’re at the furthest point from home.

Once jumped over a style, slipped, fell on my arse, got up, dusted myself off and continued on my way… then had the creeping realisation that what had just happened was:

Jumped over a style, slipped in dog shit, fell on my arse in the dog shit, got up by putting my hand in the dog shit, and ‘dusted myself off’ by wiping dog shit all over myself.

Enforced piped ‘music’.

: Case in point – Disneyland Paris. Actually, the whole experience is worse than pain.

High velocity fly to the back of the throat while cycling.

Definitely – makes me vomit, literally.

Putting on a cold wet sandy wetsuit at sunrise, in a car park.. in february.
Standing in shit barefoot. Getting splattered in dog, fox or cow shit from your wheels (fox shit is the worst).

Mr Woppit – Member

Possibly too yucky even for this forum. Involved a then girlfriend.

Use your imagination…

She didn’t know that Steely Dan were named after a dildo?
🙂

I’m going for a memory from younger days – waking up on the floor at a party, reaching out for the can next to your head then only realising once you’ve taken a swig that it’s been used as an ashtray.

-Pulling on wet kit.

Ahem.

Main thing for me is hearing bad music. Two in particular come to mind – Robbie Williams ‘Candy’ and Natasha Bedingfield ‘These Words’. 2 songs that make me want to stab a hot knitting needle through my head to stop the sound.
Not because I’m a music snob (Rusty!) – they just revolt me. Like the smell of dog shit up your nose, but in your ears.

Neptune’s kiss.
Anyone who hasn’t experienced this, you’re a lucky, lucky person.