emsz - Member
wore the same pair of tights that I did yesterday, and vest I've got on I worn for at least the last 2 days.
mingin' LOL
I'm sorry I can't seem to find your ad in the classifieds...
emsz - Member
wore the same pair of tights that I did yesterday, and vest I've got on I worn for at least the last 2 days.
mingin' LOL
I'm sorry I can't seem to find your ad in the classifieds...
Drove a white ford transit
Drank single malt straight from the bottle.
Set fire to some confidential paperwork in the garden.
Had a single malt & put some tonic water in it.
Playing the national lottery.
Bought a £3.65 3 litre bottle of cider, Eridge Vale. My favourite mmmmm.
I shovelled several tons of pig shit
How terribly middle-class to be a pig farmer.
Nice one nonk.
For the record, on my real ale night I am drinking Newcastle Brown Ale.
totalshell - Memberwent to hebden bridge
Hebden's about as middle class as you can get these days.
Did you have your organic skinny latte at the Organic House or Mooch?
If you had a full brekkie at Ken's Kabin Cafe I'll let you off!
Anyway, I had sugar in my tea at luchtime.
just eaten a mucky fat and black pudding butty............
Ton- Lancashire and Yorkshire rolled into one
Oh and also watched the jeremy Kyle show, makes me feel REALLY middle class
Edit- ups, wrong topic
Is nobody going to comment on the OP's monumental fail? I mean it's all very well stripping a cylinder head, but he did say it was his Disco.
Lager!
Travelled between all the middle class things i did today in a rusting 11 year old, 300,000 miles on the clock, grimy-to-the-point-of-moss-growing-on-it van, eating a greggs pasty, but dropping most of it on crotch.
Searched through a basket full of dirty washing while a 50 something year old woman screamed obscenities at me.
Brazed canti bosses onto a frame, stripped and rebuilt a hub gear, and drilled some holes in a brick wall.
Bugger, just realised I was listening to Radio 4 all day. So very middle class, really.
worked in a papermill!
Is nobody going to comment on the OP's monumental fail? I mean it's all very well stripping a cylinder head, but he did say it was his Disco.
OK SUV
worked in a papermill!
Reminds me, I need to find someone in a paper mill I can pester for info about restoring this thing I've had sitting in the shop for a while:
It's the world's smallest working paper machine - or will be if I can get it working again
Played laserquest.
Ironed my own newspaper.
Strapped sole back onto workboots with cable ties
Had 2 curries and 5 pints. Nom!
Went to work.
worked in a papermill!on nights, now wandering around the house in a sleepy daze in just my undies! Very non middle class.
Infact it's not classy at all
Wore a short sleeved shirt.
woke up in a council etstate....like every other day. do I win?
woke up in a council etstate....like every other day. do I win?
the best you can hope for there is a score draw..
(you did get the wunundred though..)
Drove the Range Rover Evoque quarter of a mile to Waitrose and bought some fresh Croissant and coffee beans.
ha ha, glad its not just me
now wandering around the house in a sleepy daze in just my undies! Very non middle class.
If you were carrying a loaded shotgun then that would definitely edge you into Upper Class, doubly so if you're drunk.
Ate chocolate for breakfast
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