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  • Parcelforce assault with lazer? any advice on the law concerning this?
  • torsoinalake
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    (see what I did there?)

    onceinalifetime
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    Maybe you should of had a mini gun with your oh so famous bearings on standby when parcelfarce arrived.

    On another note if you can see this image,

    your eyes are clearly fine and you have no case whatsoever.

    thisisnotaspoon
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    It’s only a 200Mw green one

    Seriously hopes you got your capitalization wrong there

    Google shows a 200mw laser lighting a cigaret, who the flip would want to light a billion cigarets at once?

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    CountZero
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    I posted that in a hurry, I’ve just checked the spec on the laser, and it’s <100mW, 532nm wavelength. Quite bright enough to see the beam in the dark when pointing out stars and constellations.

    postierich
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    Are Kaeseas eyes still ok? not heard much from him of late!

    CountZero
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    I think the aliens have finally got him. Either that, or agents from covert organisations have figured that maybe he was getting to close to the truth, and he’s been subject to a rendition. Currently wearing a fetching orange onesie in Gitmo…

    grum
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    I’m fairly sure these are the guys who are ultimately responsible.

    [video]http://vimeo.com/5936810[/video]

    *hopes no-one has posted it yet*

    rudebwoy
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    she is the weather ‘girl’ on bbc wales ! Benhaz Aghahr

    Jamie
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    ….and might also be selling some items on eBa[NOPE – Mods]

    piemonster
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    It’s not his eyes that worry me, it’s his mind!!!

    klumpy
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    Here’s the post laSer brain test:

    Draw two fat dots about an inch apart on a piece of paper.
    Close left eye.
    Look steadily at LEFT dot with RIGHT eye.
    Slowly move paper towards face.
    If at any point either dot disappears you have irreparable brain damage.
    (Repeat for the other eye, reversing left and right)

    Houns
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    How did I miss this thread first time around?!

    😆

    zokes
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    How did I miss this thread first time around?!

    No eye dear

    cranberry
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    How did I miss this thread first time around?!

    They made you miss it. Open your eyes sheeple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    maccruiskeen
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    Open your eyes sheeple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    one_happy_hippy
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    How did I miss this thread first time around?!

    I know Houns – I just discovered it today too and there has been much mirth.

    Whoevers construct Kaesae is is a Genius.

    I really hope it is anyway, surely no-one can actually be that stupid. If so throw them a life ring and fish them out of the gene pool quick!

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    klumpy – Member

    Here’s the post laSer brain test:

    Draw two fat dots about an inch apart on a piece of paper.
    Close left eye.
    Look steadily at LEFT dot with RIGHT eye.
    Slowly move paper towards face.

    write your stw name on a piece paper
    If it’s kaease at any point either dot disappears you have irreparable brain damage.
    (Repeat for the other eye, reversing left and right)

    Sandwich
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    Jamie was that the Yorkshire Market eBahGum?

    hora
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    Laser Quest was a very very dangerous sport.

    Northwind
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    cranberry – Member

    Open your eyes sheeple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No don’t! Got to keep the lazors out!

    Jamie
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    Laser Quest was a very very dangerous sport.

    …a sport dominated by postmen.

    hora
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    A hard job

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