LEDS not “lazers”

Semiconductor lasers are no less lasery than other forms FWIW. The semiconductor laser in a blue ray recorder you can buy on the high street will burn through metal.

kaesae – We need to know that your vision is ok ?

Can you tell me what this is

…and this

Barcode by SGMTB, on Flickr

did he ‘scan’ you with one of these?

or drive away in this?

Next time maybe collapse on the floor screaming;

“Arrrrggghhhh my eyes! My EYES!”

and see how the delivery guy reacts?

I read the OP and was waiting for a punchline.

If I were you I would stick with the Royal Mail.

They don’t use those dangerous Laser Scanners normally, and the service is very good

Especially considering the very low prices.

nealglover I salute you 😆

how did you expect the thread to turn out?

Visit the United Kingdumb and leave happy in the knowledge, you don’t have to live here! [/quote]

What the hell are you on about? 😀

You really have become a bit of a comedy figure around here, I like it 😀

Same way I expect our culture or the future of the people living in the UK to turn out, very badly!

“I’ve misread the information about lasers, don’t know quite enough to assess the real risk and therefore I’m going to shout about it online until someone takes notice DAMNIT, the country is falling apart…THINK OF THE KIDS!”

Visit the United Kingdumb (madhouse) and leave happy in the knowledge, you don’t have to live here! [/quote]

That’s not nice!

Just because everyone is taking the piss out of you for being an idiot doesn’t mean you have to be rude or hurl insults.

Visit the United Kingdumb (madhouse) and leave happy in the knowledge, you don’t have to live here! [/quote]

Ha Ha… a biter.

maybe now you have laservision eyes you can use your superpowers to reverse the decline?

It was him wasn’t it??!

Never mind your eyes, the Laser seems to have damaged your sence of humour !

To be fair, there are lots of warnings about telling you not to look into lasers. Like on the bottom of your mouse for example.

Reasonable question, perhaps poorly phrased.

he has been scanned by radioactivity

Quick! Tell TJ! He’ll get it shut down (and yes, you will die – all radiation is LETHAL!!!!!)

😉

To be fair, there are lots of warnings about telling you not to look into lasers. Like on the bottom of your mouse for example.

Reasonable question, perhaps poorly phrased.

Dont tell him to do that!

Risk Assessment first.

“To be fair, there are lots of warnings about telling you not to look into lasers. Like on the bottom of your mouse for example”

Thanks Molgrips I’ve just turned my mouse over and blinded myself 😯

he has been scanned by radioactivity

On the bright side, he might turn in to a super hero.

” Like on the bottom of your mouse for example.”

Ah.

I must confess the first thing I did when I read the OP was look at the red light coming out the bottom of my mouse to see if I thought it would damage my eyes.

Can I sue myself?

Like on the bottom of your mouse for example.

My mouse has “class 1 laser” and nothing else. 😀

You appear to have an extraneous plural.

When you were scanned, did you see what you came up as?

….and yes, I have wasted my whole lunctime. And I didn’t even realise that I could create something like that for someone elses’ product!

I’m devastated my calendar is saying 11 May and not April 1st…..

Ben_mw – clever 🙂

” Like on the bottom of your mouse for example.”

Quite bright isn’t it!

scottish people are silly.

Ben_mw – I genuinely LOLed!

chapeu Ben 🙂

Most likely a class 2 laser scanner.

I’m sorry, your time is up. Go spend any remaining pocket money on coke and hookers.

Given the abuse you heap upon our postal system, I’d want to taser you if I delivered your mail, naver mind scan you.

So I should be happy someone is intentionally shining a laser in my eyes 😯

Think I’ve had enough of STW for a while!

This is Elfin winding everyone up yah?

*grabs popcorn*

*calls jamie…. “yup, we have a flounce”*

I’ve not read the whole thread, because quite frankly I’m in too much of a panic.

Mutilated seabass equipped with lasers? Then there’s the floods. I was going to go for a pint by the river on the way home. Not anymore, no sir-ree.

Think I’ve had enough of STW for a while!