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  • What's the funniest/stupidest thing your kids have done?
  • wiggles
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    Just had a flashback after using up the last Christmas cracker…

    A year or two ago my youngest got one of those Chinese finger traps in a cracker and a few days later he started shouting “daddy” sounding very concerned so I went and found him with it stuck and he couldn’t get it off… Only it wasn’t on his finger 😯 😆

    leffeboy
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    You can close this thread now, you are the winner 🙂

    ads678
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    I hope you listed any other potential hazardous areas he shouldn’t put it.

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    yossarian
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    You’ve set the bar pretty high OP 😀

    My two….their latest jape was to creep into my room whilst I was asleep and draw a cock in my forehead. And upload the moment to YouTube…they are 9 & 10.

    We had a little ‘chat’ as you might imagine.

    wiggles
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    I hope you listed any other potential hazardous areas he shouldn’t put it.

    Bacon slicer
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    Louise

    Hopefully he will learn from my mistakes…

    His mum is called Louise 😯

    joshvegas
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    OP he is following the “never put your cock where you wouldn’t put your finger atleast!”

    Yossarian i hope the chat was about advertisement revenue. Also… Link or it didn’t happen.

    Riksbar
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    My two….their latest jape was to creep into my room whilst I was asleep and draw a cock in my forehead. And upload the moment to YouTube…they are 9 & 10.

    Link? 😀

    keefmac
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    Was at the Remebrance day church service with Miss KM jr when she was about 3 or 4. All the local bigwigs were there including the mayor or some such in a tricorn hat. cue her saying loudly “look daddy, Pirates!!”
    was both embarassed and so proud all at once 🙂

    P-Jay
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    Eldest loudly exclaimed he wanted Diarrhoea Kid for Xmas, what!? “I want Diarrhoea Kid for Xmas”.

    We wondered what the hell they’d thought up for toys these days – turns out he wanted ‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid’ books.,

    yossarian
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    The vid was removed pdq fellas, as was the cock from my forehead 🙂

    tomhoward
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    I believe the father of this comic genius is one of our ilk…

    wiggles
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    Thats more for the “proudest moments” thread IMO

    thomasthetankengine
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    Found our boy,when he was 3, eating pizza crusts out of the bin. Loves his pizza.

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