Wad

Dunkbucket

discharge

Buggerynuts

Trollope.

Kunst-Wet is also one of my favourite place names, it’s a metro station in Brussels.

Extrusion. Although “manager”, in it’s NHS, strategic, connotation, is also bloody hilarious……………… 😐

Gruntled. And it doesn’t mean what most people expect it to 🙂

Wuntfer. As in the bridge between a ladies front and rear bum. If it wuntfer that her insides would fall out

nozzle

‘Dogging’ – I just find it endlessly amusing that a furtive nocturnal activity has ended up being named after the excuse most often given to the local constabulary.

“Why, I was just walking the dog officer”

Certainly +1 for clunge and possibly bummder…. but my personal favourite is based on the charity mugger combo of chugger, CHUNTS (still used for describing those street people who want your dd details)

For hatter:

Gusset

Thunderc(bad word for ladyparts)

I had a contributor when I was at Pergamon called Helmut Wanke.

Mallemaroking is fun too.

DezB that’s mildly concerning.

More amusingly my best friend’s angelic 2 year old daughter has decided to call all dogs ‘Doggers’ so she happily wonders around the park pointing at people out walking and loudly proclaiming Dogger! in a rather accusing tone.

Priceless.

Gnarpoon

I described a bit of trail as a Gnarbacular Drop the other day- that’s forum nerd joke, a phonetics joke and a computer game drop all in one. And yet despite all that, still not funny.

“Wang”.

Also, “fud”. Especially when delivered in a Glaswegian accent, e.g. “He’s a pure fud”.

“Fudding” also works well as a verb or adjective.

Segue, for the surprisingly large number of people who struggle to pronounce it.

(and for the same reason, although to a slightly smaller extent, epitome)

Just lolled at “Catastrof*ck”.

Think I like Spoff.

Think I like Spoff.

That came out wrong.

Oh no, *that* came out wrong.

Some of the old’uns are worth resurrecting.

Curmudgeon. Guttersnipe. Ne’er dowel.

Failing that, more modern ones also amuse.

Plenty of good ones above. I might be pushing the boundaries with this one, but ‘pissflaps’ gets my vote for now.

Tallywhacker.

Nincompoop

Rideable

Bouncebackability.

unde****able

Spanner, as in “You Spanner”

Beef curtains..

Quimbocile

Masturbatoreum

I like ‘woody’ words – not godforsaken ‘tinny’ words…. Gourd!

Cunticles.

Tymbian correct pronunciation is Keith Burtons,
Good friend of Betty swallocks.