Thinking I might go tomorrow, will it be horrible?

It was splendid on Thursday night but I suspect it will be sheet ice on the main paths tomorrow morning, when I’m there.

Yes it’ll be horrible Tollah, Tazzy and Cheesy will be there.

yeh but only I will be coming back stu 😉

Got your shovel and baseball bat then tazz?

You’ll have to dig a **** big hole to get tollah in.

Hope it’s not to bad, as we’ve now arranged to ride Cannock Sunday, it’s now raining just outside Wolverhampton, fingers crossed it does’nt freeze.

You’ll have to dig a **** big hole to get tollah in.

there’s quite a few disused mine shafts….it’ll be reet 😆

He’ll never fit down a mine shaft without a few feet pushing him.

without a few feet pushing him.

It’ll be too cold to get my chap out I’ll have to use a log or something 😀

I said feet not millimeters. 🙄

sorry stu, my frontage doesn’t have the impressive girth of yours, although I understand you have to be rather flacid for grip in muddy furrows 😯

Girth shmirth.

As all the girls know it’s the speed of the piston that counts.

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Girth shmirth.

As all the girls know it’s the speed of the piston that counts.

Hmmmm…. SINGLESPEEDstu 🙂

Tazz your sheep has rather long legs.

it’s at a gentleman’s height so i dont need to bend over to make love to it

will there be banjos …and squeeeeling

And you’ve also employed the invisible man to film you enjoying a bit of “welsh” love.

the only squealing will be me……like a girl…….on anything technical 😀

Yawn……..

the tollah will be mostly sleeping

Tazz. He always looks like he’s sleeping while he’s riding.

Riding with you lot it’s hard to stay awake.

well if you’re going to be like that about it

*flounces off in a huff, because the truth hurts*

tazz.

You have to understand that when you’re as far behind as Tollah is on the trail it might become a bit boring.

😀

you lot are awful…..but I like you

No you just tollerate us because no one else will be your friend. 😆

So, what are the fekin trails like anyhoo? Muddy? Buff? Frozen?

have been snowy and frozen and silly fast in places, raining/sleeting so will probably be silly fast in places followed by “nichewhores on ice”

Sorry for the slight hijack, but does anyone know that conditions are like at Cannock? Thinking of dropping by on Monday.

Onzadog. **** off with your sensible questions we’re busy taking the pish out of each other. 😆

by monday it’s likely to be getting rock hard as the forcast has given -2 as the top temp so it should be super quick

right I’m for a beer or lots, i need to make sure I vomit at every stop/opportunity like someone else we know 😀

Well i’m not coming unless we’re going to bump into xckeith and his fake tipon accent.

cheers Stu 😳

Feel free to join in. 😆

I’m not going to puke tomorrow, I’m back on my medication so more likely to s****e myself :-@

*Sets GoPro to shite mode and puts brown filter on lense*

I’m not going to puke tomorrow, I’m back on my medication so more likely to s****e myself

just had a fish curry and a load of vodka , should be a nice mix in the car 😯