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  • what's more annoying? (winner stays on)
  • surroundedbyhills
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    Shirley – stubbing your toe on the leg of the bed in the morning when you have just spent 10 mins shouting instructing the kids on the need to be ready in the morning or they’ll be late for school.

    Suggsey
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    Zipping your foreskin in your flies, that’s gotta be most annoying!

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    Why has there never been a spiderwoman?

    Discuss.
    Good point, let me google that for you

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    surroundedbyhills
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    Oh and Piles.

    slowoldman
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    Zipping your foreskin in your flies, that’s gotta be most annoying!

    Getting a pubic hair trapped in your foreskin is bad enough.

    rogermoore
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    Getting a pubic hair trapped in your foreskin is bad enough.

    Or when you’re pretty sure it’s not one of yours… 😕
    RM.

    edlong
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    People who completely ignore the structure introduced by an OP to a thread such as this

    OR

    OP’s who seek to impose a particular structure on a thread?

    Pook
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    People who ignore the structure

    OR

    People who put random apostrophes in “OPs”

    😉

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Removing the trim from round a integrated washing machine to locate 4″ Han Solo’s blaster (I know it’s there dad. That’s where it went when I fired it using my Spiderman web slinger) only to find said blaster a week later in the crayon box.

    medoramas
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    Office people wearing jumpers opening windows because they’re too hot when it’s flipping freezing out there! TAKE YOUR JUMPER OFF

    You made me jealous… There is not a single window in my office… 😐

    surroundedbyhills
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    People who think that by turning the heating up to 5 it will get warmer faster.

    JEngledow
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    Sitting down for a late night pee* and forgetting about premature morning glory and peeing through the gap between the seat and the bowl!!

    *because you’re trying not to wake anyone with the light or extractor fan*

    ononeorange
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    “Like” 3 times a sentence

    or

    Jeremy Clarkson / Nigel Farage

    redthunder
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    Grammar Nazi’s

    Or

    GF just said this…BF’s who don’t listen.

    mcmoonter
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    Standing in a supermarket queue while eight feet of groceries are checked through. without fail if it’s a lady purchaser, she’ll searche in her handbag to find her purse where upon she flicks through notes and coin to find the exact change, and sometimes a money off coupon and loyalty card.

    Why can’t they get their money and stuff ready while the stuff is on the belt?

    dereknightrider
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    Loud banging noise on hotel room door at 3 am
    Get out of bed stand in cold vomit
    Open door of hotel to greet very shouty Chinese lady with machete
    Notice mate skulking behind her in coridor stark naked
    More vomit up wall of corridor and in the bridal suite

    ChubbyBlokeInLycra
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    Going to the toilet on an aeroplane, you open the door and HOLY **** the smell jumps out and attacks you. You can feel it sticking to your nostrils and the back of your throat starts to itch. Step outside, take a deep, deep breath, back in have your pee. Then as you open the door you think the smell will stick to your hair and clothes..

    OR

    the look you get from the attractive lady /hostess as the smell follows you out and it really doesn’t matter what you say, word is going to travel

    stevedoc
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    Turning over in the middle of the night and twisting your nutts ,resulting yelp and jump means you fall out of bed waking the wife up who then has a moan at you for waking her up !

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